Even nearly 11 years in, I still can't believe this man was ever a viable candidate, let alone POTUS. Deeply irresponsible, dangerous and shameful of us as a country. Just madness.
If only there had been some warning. Oh well! Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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Big assumption
Hahaha that's what I thought of
A collage of three different photos of George Lucas laughing
I think The Phantom Menace is a better movie than it gets credit for. I SAID WHAT I SAID!
His candidacy should have been laughed off the moment he came down that escalator. Instead pretty much everyone was like "let's do this! He's a businessman that I saw on the teevee!"
How sure are you that?
Miley, John Kelly et al would have. I donβt think anyone around him will stop him! We are in extraordinary danger!
Um willing to bet everyone's lives on it?
I'm sorry, but I don't think there is anyone around him that would stop him from using nukes.
This isn't tenable! Republicans really are going to end the world for this fucking guy and all he represents. I'm serious right now - why shouldn't I plan to end my life? I don't want to be incinerated or live in nuclear fallout.
JFC that would be end of humanity. Wtf we need to do something now. Everyone is just so... casual about it on here? I'm truly frightened.
Yes but during Trump 1.0, there were actual patriots around. There were actually a few "adults in the room". There are none this time.
Right, there won't be any need for punishment because we will all be dead
Super cool system we built
Doesn't he have sole authority to launch? My understanding is that there is zero chance anyone in the chain of command would refuse the order.
For every living being's sake, let's hope so but I really don't think he has thought it through. Once nukes go off, that's the end. We aren't making it out of this decade. Thank you so much voters.
Without a doubt!
I'm laughing way too hard at the last sentence
(It's a joke but there really are lionfish spearfishing competitions! I know people who have done it! I'm friends with a few marine biologists. Relatedly, I know people who have gone python hunting in the Everglades.)
Ok but do you know how fun spearfishing is?
Hold up, how do you think we will have Gay Space Communism without robots or automation of repetitive back-breaking labor??
Yeah I really can't stand this romanticizing about being a peasant
Huh, it's almost as if he's wildly, laughably, obviously unfit to hold office
People have always had to obtain food and prepare it. It's much easier to go grocery shopping 1 hour a week than have to harvest, hunt or forage for all of my food. What's the alternative here? A robot that shops and cooks for you?
I was specifically told feudal peasants had more leisure time than I do today.
That was my first thought, "oh hell no they are not using Super Smash Bros here..."
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