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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

17.02.2025 04:31 👍 8793 🔁 1735 💬 62 📌 27
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Finally put some new plushies up on my Etsy! Check it out at BoredBagleCreations

boredbaglecreations.etsy.com

18.02.2025 02:43 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!

25.01.2025 17:25 👍 39529 🔁 7531 💬 1767 📌 715

that's a nice rock you have can i eat it

23.01.2025 23:37 👍 65 🔁 4 💬 9 📌 7

what are the chances he thinks it’s “Golf of America”

21.01.2025 22:25 👍 56 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

if ur transgender u have to piss on a cybertruck. if you accomplish nothing else fine, but you have to piss on a cybertruck

21.01.2025 00:04 👍 411 🔁 53 💬 23 📌 1

He did *what*??? On national television???

21.01.2025 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rawdogging today (no Dr Pepper)

20.01.2025 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think today would be better if I had a sandwich

20.01.2025 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or insulin.

20.01.2025 02:45 👍 26 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.

20.01.2025 00:16 👍 29872 🔁 9705 💬 837 📌 449

Why doesn't anyone clutch their pearls over the amount of our data that Zuck has already sold?

19.01.2025 18:10 👍 101 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 0

The day was already going poorly, but then I just HAD to see a cybertruck. What if that was my last straw

19.01.2025 21:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TikTok is 100% violating federal law by coming back online today. Trump cannot legally push back the ban’s effective date … and he isn’t even president yet! The company is taking a HUGE gamble that could trigger ruinous financial penalties.

19.01.2025 18:06 👍 2528 🔁 358 💬 242 📌 98
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found the terrace where everyone was watching you

18.01.2025 19:17 👍 3575 🔁 376 💬 47 📌 10

no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet

18.01.2025 18:10 👍 4227 🔁 275 💬 92 📌 20

That TikTok withdrawal is hitting right about now. What am I going to do??? Where am I going to find thirst edits of Abraham Lincoln????

19.01.2025 14:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"wow you blocked me just cuz I disagreed with you???"

yes. Yes, exactly. This is a social media site. I come here to look at pictures of birds and shit post with my friends. This is not a town hall merging; I am not your elected official. I do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. You and I are strangers that use the same website. I can block you for literally any reasons and that's okay. Take a deep breath. Block me too. You'll feel better.

"wow you blocked me just cuz I disagreed with you???" yes. Yes, exactly. This is a social media site. I come here to look at pictures of birds and shit post with my friends. This is not a town hall merging; I am not your elected official. I do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. You and I are strangers that use the same website. I can block you for literally any reasons and that's okay. Take a deep breath. Block me too. You'll feel better.

Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together:

17.01.2025 05:51 👍 6441 🔁 2550 💬 42 📌 69