I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
Finally put some new plushies up on my Etsy! Check it out at BoredBagleCreations
boredbaglecreations.etsy.com
Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!
that's a nice rock you have can i eat it
what are the chances he thinks it’s “Golf of America”
if ur transgender u have to piss on a cybertruck. if you accomplish nothing else fine, but you have to piss on a cybertruck
He did *what*??? On national television???
Rawdogging today (no Dr Pepper)
I think today would be better if I had a sandwich
Or insulin.
Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
Why doesn't anyone clutch their pearls over the amount of our data that Zuck has already sold?
The day was already going poorly, but then I just HAD to see a cybertruck. What if that was my last straw
TikTok is 100% violating federal law by coming back online today. Trump cannot legally push back the ban’s effective date … and he isn’t even president yet! The company is taking a HUGE gamble that could trigger ruinous financial penalties.
found the terrace where everyone was watching you
no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet
That TikTok withdrawal is hitting right about now. What am I going to do??? Where am I going to find thirst edits of Abraham Lincoln????
"wow you blocked me just cuz I disagreed with you???" yes. Yes, exactly. This is a social media site. I come here to look at pictures of birds and shit post with my friends. This is not a town hall merging; I am not your elected official. I do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. You and I are strangers that use the same website. I can block you for literally any reasons and that's okay. Take a deep breath. Block me too. You'll feel better.
Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together: