Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt

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Me opening up every social media app this morning #goodomens3 #goodomens

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Me reading this on my lunch break at work

I’ve wanted this through all 25 years of being a fan. I’m sure I’ll already know at least 80% of the stories in here, but that comes with the territory of imprinting on someone at age 10 and spending the next decade obsessively consuming anything related to their work and life 😅

MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!! I’ve been counting the days I’d be able to hold this book in my hands since the day I pre-ordered it 😭🙌

I remain obsessed with your kinktober contributions THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 🫡

This is exactly where my brain went as well!

RFK Jr. has a new theory on autism. He thinks circumcision could be a factor.

It confirms what many of us have suspected for a long time.

They genuinely believe their brains are in their dicks.

I honestly love that for you that’s so cute!

Burgundy
There are honestly waaaaay too many, but I think I’ll go with this one because it’s sneaky

Michael Sheen is the hottest man in the world, actually. Argue with your mother.

Oh I am certain that I will! Honestly priest and professor AUs are my favorites, so you are truly keeping me well fed 😂

Omg I wish mine would have come in as a stripe, that’s so cute 🥹
Mine are all just randomly scattered across my hairline 😅

Well I’m very thankful that the surrounding pigmented hairs aren’t dimming the sparkle of my white ones 🙂‍↕️

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Oooooh I can’t wait to get home from work

Every time I look in the mirror there’s a new grey hair. Nobody warns you that it happens all at once, I thought I’d have time to prepare myself for this 😭

On the bright side, these grey hairs are WHITE, so that’s honestly very sexy of me 😌

Omg what an angel 😭💖

Same! I can’t hunt for things like that, I get too stressed. I just wait and hope for something to drift my way 😂

Omg my hero thank you so muuuch 🙏🙏🙏

And if you happen to have a link to those episodes handy I’d be willing to accept 👀

‪I just noticed the typo. I’m so tired 😭‬

Spending my entire weekend planning book themed activities for my class because I genuinely fear getting rained in with dozen 3 year olds for a full week.
So far I have a Chicka Chicka Boom Boom alphabet scavenger hunt and a Where the Wild Things Are puppet craft.

Send help 🥴

Like I know you know how I feel about this one 🙂‍↕️👏

They can’t possibly have my brand. It’s a special brand. I have special eyes.

*looks at this art with my special eyes*

MY BRAND!!! 😩🙌

S C R E A M I N G

I was so shocked I wasn’t already following this account!

IMMY THIS IS SO STUNNING OMG 😩💖🙌

Just wanted to address this section of the kickstarter update - if you haven’t received a shipping notification, don’t panic! My order arrived yesterday and I never got a shipping notification.
I did reach out to them for a status update, but there was no notification.

I just laughed at this so hard I thought I was going to make myself sick 😂😂😂