I've got marathon apartment tours set up the next few days...one (maybe two) tomorrow, two on Saturday, one on Monday...it's gonna be so stressful but at least I'm getting them all out of the way 😭
Oh no
Last checkin was February 2nd 😭
I haven't been to the gym in so long I don't even know what kind of workout to do tonight
Nothing like the monthly business review meetings to make my soul shrivel up and die at being a corporate pawn 😣
I fear I am going to have to break out the bedroom fan in March (but still keep the space heater out, cuz it's gonna drop back down to the 20s on the weekend)
Just a baby doing baby things
You can have the crispy brownies. I'll eat the centers 😝
Recently sometimes the scar on the back of my head from when my brother's friend was just randomly throwing sticks around in the woods and one hit me just starts to ache out of nowhere
No wayyyyy my brownies better be soft and chewy
I still prefer the middle brownies 😅
When I was a kid I only liked the middle of the lasagna but now that I've grown up I have realized the crispy edges are elite
"Didn't I warn you what would happen if you..." Finish the sentence. #spanking #bloomers ##kinkyart
Love 😍😍
And no inflating their egos
Upon reflection, perhaps the time to gleefully volunteer to hit a top with things is not while they already have you over their knee 🤷🏼♀️
I will not be providing any such feedback 😤
That's a damn fine looking sandwich
Wow, my butt hurts
I guess mine are not a standard size because the light bulbs that I bought in my first attempt did not fit 😭
I like what these new leggings are doing for me 🫣 combined with this t-shirt, I'm hoping to come across as "asking for it" in every way possible 🤠
I want to say this feels like what I'm already doing when the stress makes me dissociate but maybe it's better when it's on purpose 😅
Oh and my friend that was supposed to come with me bailed and didn't tell me until it was 3 minutes before our appointment time and I texted her that I was going in so that didn't help 😤
Yes please 🙏🏼
And I stumbled over my words a bunch and that lady definitely thinks I'm an idiot. Or possibly on drugs. Can't wait to do it all again next weekend
The apartment I looked at this morning seemed really nice, but the stress of trying to act like a normal human being made me forget to look for some of the little details I had on my list 🫤
You can still do this (just ask @karinaisabel.bsky.social)
I've also been informed you're allowed to take the lightbulb out of the box to compare it which feels vaguely illegal to me but apparently it's not
Oh ok so I'm not just a complete idiot! This is good to know
