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Preordered for later:

-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Kirby and the Forgotten Kingdom
-Mario Party Jamboree

Maaaaaaybe Sonic x Shadow Generations for launch 😂

-Mumba Blade Grip Case
-Mumba Travel Case
-Jsaux Grip Dockable Case
-Jsaux Thumb Grips
-Sceen protectors
-Onn 512gb Micro SD Express

What’s everyone’s day one haul for the Nintendo Switch 2 launch?

Mine is (I’m going all out):

-Nintendo Switch 2 MKW Bundle
-Cyberpunk 2077
-BOTW Switch 2 Edition
-Hogwarts Legacy (Switch 2 upgrade)
-Fortnite
-Switch 2 Camera
-Switch 2 Pro Controller

Only 10 more days until Nintendo Switch 2!

Walmart has 512gb Onn Micro SD Express for Nintendo Switch 2 for $65.77. It switched to “in stock” for same day delivery for me this morning! #nintendoswitch2.

16 days until #NintendoSwitch2 launches!!! The days are going by so slowly! 😢

Kind of testing out a reinvention of myself here. No more furries, not more nudes, just content that I can be happy and content posting.

I’m such a sucker for a small chest

Plus, what ever happened to verbal tops? I want to hear it from you while I’m being ducked down. Tell me when you’re going to nut!

Petty rant incoming: if you’re going to call it a breeding for the love of god please don’t pull out! Breed=internal not pulling out, cumming on hole, moaning and sliding back in!

I had the same dream at least one hundred times last night. I was assembling some sort of desktop computer that looked like a Mac Mini but smaller for old people. Fever dreams.

My fever wants to break but is kind of just stuck at 102 degrees. 😭

I only type this out because if I die from this then the story needs to be told. Carry on my irresponsible legacy. If I survive I’ll let you all download the app and control it for me. 🤷

I tried out a Temu, app controlled butt plug (yes it works) today without cleaning it and now I have a 102 degree temperature and my heart rate is literally out of control.

I completely forgot that UFC 312 was happening tonight!

Joey Mills is undeniably the GOAT. Don’t try to change my mind.

I’m pretty sure that Fortnite is just a militant furry simulator at this point.

I’m weird about putting my lips on a cup when I don’t know where it’s been but il perfectly fine with eating the asshole of a stranger. It’s a crazy timeline we’re living in.

In all fairness, paper straws are horrible. I’m weird about putting my lips on a cup when I don’t know where it’s been and I’m also terribly picky about textures so yeah, bring back those plastic straws!

Sorry that I’ve been absent lately, but I was too busy consuming old seasons of CSI. That shit is still appointment television.

It’s been a little while. What did I miss?

When did El Desperado get dem titties?!

Wrestle Dynasty is less than an hour away! Finally the return of my GOAT Kenny Omega!!!

Poppers are truly a gift from the gods

Congratulations @jamesgunn.bsky.social , the #Superman trailer is amazing! It’s everything I wanted it to be! I’m actually crying! Thank you!