This administration is committing Watergate level crimes multiple times per week—and those are the ones we know about. It’s crazy to think about what else will come out after.
It’s absolutely essential these criminals are held responsible for their crimes. We must end elite impunity.
i genuinely cannot process how debased our ruling class is. these guys will walk around all day in shoes that don't fit rather than tell their boss he's wrong. this whole thing where they pretend a stupid evil guy with brain damage is qualified to run every aspect of everyone's life is unacceptable
“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
A foreign hacker likely has the Epstein Files.
The best way to prevent blackmail of government officials, such as trump and Howard Lutnick, would be for AG Pam Bondi to stop the cover up and release all the Epstein Files as required by law.
Sen. Rick Scott in 2022: “The buck stops with one person. Joe Biden made your gas prices go up. He did it. He actually did it.”
Scott today, 14 months after Trump took over: "Unfortunately, [gasoline] prices are gonna be up for a while."
It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this
Apart from the moral repugnance, this is so revealing of how ignorant conservatives are about poverty. Poor people have to think about money ALL THE TIME. They worry constantly about what everything costs, how to substitute one purchase for another, what bill can be put off until payday, etc.
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.
trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️
republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️
“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️
naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️
villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️
powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️
list goes on
I don't go in for most media-bashing on here, but this new thing where Trump calls access reporters during trading hours and gives them the SCOOP that the war's about to end is pretty egregious.
Didn't happen of course, but he's on to something, there's definitely a class of people in this country who wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store but they're all billionaires
Rapid Response 47 tweet with a screengrab of a Trump TS post about Larry Summers resigning from teaching appointments "over Epstein ties"
if i was the Trump rapid response dudebros I would simply not highlight people facing consequences for Epstein ties
me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center
A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big
hmm
Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.
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I walked into a dollar store and the clerk at the counter was standing there, calmly disentangling the knotted up knock-off Slinkys™️ she gathered from a nearby bin of loose, discounted knock-off Slinkys™️ and placing them in a neat, ordered pile.
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Even in Death, Women Still Get Hit Pieces Written About Them. It Just Happened to Carolyn Bessette. www.themarysue.com/love-story-c...
Son did first round of a major debating competition yesterday. He reckoned about half the teams were trotting out Chat GPT slop from the same prompts. (They all lost. He's through to the next round.)
Militaries being bureaucracies with guns means a good way to understand inter-service rivalries is imagine the dynamic if one dept at your job thought the incompetence of another got them killed. Like if the front end website people privately held the back-end team responsible for 30 of them dying.
Just ate a tomato that didn’t have any protein added to it and am now calling the police.
now, more than ever, we need an ominous giant head to appear on all screens worldwide and declare in a deep voice that our planet is going to be devoured
okay gang my son thinks the coast guard is cool so we need to radically reorganize society in the next 16 years so he can join the coast guard and just do dramatic rescues of fishermen in distress and not be an ocean cop or ocean soldier
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