Shoshana Sachi

"I'll take it"??
Nah fr you better put that shit back.

I'm telling you, Chris Martin is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

"There's someone to blame for these fires, I just know it."

There are. The oil companies.

"It's a huge conspiracy... the government is involved somehow,"

Yeah, oil companies line the pockets of our officials.

"It's space lasers to destroy underground pedophile tunnels."

Oh my fuck...

This would've never happened if Mangione went to a Waffle House.

Can't believe Moo Deng voted for him

Fashion is cyclical, honey.

Nobody:

Me at 11pm to my husband: Can't believe the guy who made "Ryan Gosling doesn't want to eat his cereal" died.

😭

If astrology isn't real, how come every Cancer I know is just a crab filled with diarrhea?

Hi, I'm 36 and this is my new favorite bird subreddit.

😭

Me and who?

You probably have the lowest amount of mercury in your system than anyone else

As a pescatarian I don't understand it, but as a friend, I support it. ♥️

Not even a cheeky fish and chips???

Would you eat it

So many lies from that sewer crab eating mouth

The sewer crab in question

I know @mfninja.bsky.social too well at this point to know he's lying.

Fucking ew dude

We're never gonna catch up bro

The crunchwrap supreme has existed longer than the confederacy ever did.

He always gave off a scaring the hoes vibe.

Ah yes, the guy who was so out of touch he was worried about charcuterie prices to head up Medicare. A real man of the people. 🙏🏽

42,000 crowd New Zealand's Parliament grounds in support of Māori rights Protesters oppose a measure that would reshape the county's founding treaty between Indigenous Māori and the British Crown.

www.npr.org/2024/11/19/n...

Suck my dick elon