a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of a lamp . Alt: Charles Durning from O Brother Where Art Thou? In a suit and hat is dancing on stage

Trump: Is you is or is you ain’t my constituency?

So dignified. So Presidential.

Someone should tell Trump, “That ain’t workin’”

I’m surprised his bone spurs aren’t getting in the way of this interview.

Among all the other catastrophes, Trump’s dumb has cost me so much money over the last decade.

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is looking at the camera . Alt: Lurch from the Addams Family in a tuxedo and bow tie is looking at the camera .

Lurchant Marines

Exactly - it’s an easy call made all the easier by the fact that he’s already under investigation for corruption

Elvis Costello - Radio Sweetheart

Paul Simon - Late In The Evening

“And I remember there was a radio/ Coming from the room next door”

Springsteen - Johnny Bye Bye

“The man on the radio says Elvis Presley's died”

Ravyns - Raised on the Radio

👍

It’s also pretty much a confirmation that it is well more than 150 sadly.

Etch this into the entryway of the Trump Presidential Library

Springsteen - Backstreets

“When the breakdown hit at midnight there was nothing left to say”

Springsteen - Badlands

“Let the broken hearts stand as the price you've gotta pay”

Trump: We are going to use it to buy, um, ... book

Senior moment

Trump: We’re gonna see tremendous gas price hikes. Like you’ve never seen. Huge.

Oompa Loompa doompity dope

When Trump saw all the drugs in the water, he sweatily yelled, “Karen, that’s all we had!”

Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Coming Home)

Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return)

The Police - Synchronicity 2

Paul Simon - Crazy Love Vol 2

Warren Zevon - I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead

“Saturday night I like to raise a little harm”

Elvis Costello - All This Useless Beauty

“Good Friday arrived, the sky darkened on time”

Springsteen - Out in the Street

“And Monday when the foreman calls time/ I've already got Friday on my mind”

Dr Feelgood has become Congressman Thinkbad

Doug Burgum has as much knowledge and experience in foreign policy as JD Vance does … which is none-zero.

A whole administration out of its depth.