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*person in toxic relationship* “a(nother) baby would fix this”

An excerpt from The Washington Post's interview with photographer Christopher Anderson: Question: "Were there moments that you missed? Anything that happened that’s on the cutting room floor?" Anderson: "I don’t think there’s anything I missed that I wish I’d gotten. I’ll give you a little anecdote: Stephen Miller was perhaps the most concerned about the portrait session. He asked me, 'Should I smile or not smile?' and I said, 'How would you want to be portrayed?' We agreed that we would do a bit of both. And then when we were finished, he comes up to me to shake my hand and say goodbye. And he says to me, 'You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.' And I looked at him and I said, 'You know, you do, too.'"

Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot

WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN (to have two boyfriends who are boyfriends)

I just want to make two men kiss and then those two men kiss me

How about y’all just PAY YOUR DAMN WORKERS.

Can’t help but think the influx of fresh faces on dating app are all ICE coming into town

Ok so this has never happened

Half the evil of being on dating apps is realizing most of the pictures were taken by exes 🫢

I’m going to try to be a workout-before-work person.

Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

not true

Shout out to revlon micro easy liner for surviving the first day post breakup

A group of incredibly brave survivors just stood up and implored President Trump to not dismiss what Jeffery Epstein and others did to them as a hoax. And literally moments later he calls it a hoax. This weak little man is sick beyond measure.

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Without autocorrect, I wouldn’t know how to spell “embarrass”. I just keep doubling the letters until the squiggly underline appears

How can joy even persist in these conditions

Eventually, I will be okay. I just don’t want to be, right now.

Trump administration cuts specialized suicide prevention service for LGBTQ+ youth The 988 Suicide and Crisis Prevention Lifeline included a service that provided specialized suicide prevention support by phone and text for LGBTQ+ kids. That's ending.

The 988 Suicide and Crisis Prevention Lifeline included a service that provided specialized suicide prevention support by phone and text for LGBTQ+ kids. That's ending.

Pringles are the Oreos of the chip world

Really proud of myself for properly inserting and removing a menstrual disc. Horrified at how effective it is.

Yeah I’m pretty disappointed tbh. Ppl forget to participate in local elections too much. And we’re the one “blue” area in our state 😖

I’m still there.

You would give me piggy back rides up those stairs, pretending to be my horse. Even though it hurt. But I wasn’t too big yet and you were still strong.

I remember timing my walk down the stairs to lean over the banister to touch the top of your head, then falling asleep on the bottom two steps until we were all ready to go. You’d put my shoes on for me while I was snoozing. I still hate putting my shoes on.

Grief really does come in waves. I miss my dad and my childhood. Getting hit with intense memories. I can smell our family tea room. My pile of crayons and coloring sheets. Your morning coffee and cigarette. Time to help me lace up my shoes for school and a warm rag to wipe my eyes. I love you dad

Idk how moms do it tbh. I mean, some of yall are bad at it, but I still don’t know how yall do it

Gross how parents on the internet are so ready to exploit their kids further because of one viral moment

Idc if my friends send me something I seen already. Of course they would. We have great taste and trash sense of humor. Let me see that shit again!

I’m proud of my legacy (influencing all of my nieces and nephews music tastes)

Seeing ppl ride around on e-bikes and e-scoots helmetless makes me CRINGE. PLEASE WEAR A DAMN HELMET

The margin for voting on giving cops more money. Mannnnnnn 😑