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social & newsletters for the baffler magazine; freelance simp to a 9lb tabby named bugbear

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68 degrees in nyc today. being a dog must feel sooooo good

09.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 13066 πŸ” 2708 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 86

impossible to get these shoes on. wish there was a way for me to just horn my way into them

05.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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let’s be lemons with mama

05.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they already have that, it’s the walgreens on knickerbocker and stockholm

05.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my new tramp stamp

04.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

are there people under the age of 30 on this app? or is it all just millennials who miss what twitter was in 2015

04.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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mogged in my own home every gd day w this one

03.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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happy 51st birthday to Gamemaster Anthony

28.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10 hour study with me at Columbia showing lunch

10 hour study with me at Columbia showing lunch

Her in the library

Her in the library

DHS illegally arrested me please help

Text against image of her knees

DHS illegally arrested me please help Text against image of her knees

Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"

26.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 5655 πŸ” 2103 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 109

What if the entire team was Curt Schilling

26.02.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Two of Onfim’s works.  On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork.  On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with β€œI am a wild beast.”

Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with β€œI am a wild beast.”

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

26.02.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 2947 πŸ” 934 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 41

many good bits in this essay on the absurdity and condescension of art-world white-trash cosplay

26.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my friends and i helped this lady a couple weeks ago. it was tedious work, and tourists got weirdly defensive with us. over the course of one hour we threw out thousands of stupid pieces of plastic crap, and i rescued one little guy

25.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is what people are like in Rhode Island. Family Guy is a documentary

25.02.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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bonus contentβ€”some unlabeled favs

25.02.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

to me this counts as terrifying

24.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"a winking confrontation of 'where's my dinner'" had me in stitches

24.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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sometimes i do love bushwick

24.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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more

24.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 593 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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a real genius walks among us

24.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 792 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6
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my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

24.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 8146 πŸ” 2118 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 265
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The ICE Contractor Down the Hall A tour through the Midtown intelligence firms and courier services that help keep the agency running.

new from me at @curbed.com: everyone ICE did business with in New York City last year www.curbed.com/article/ice-...

24.02.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

mind you the mormons say the garden of eden was in missouri

24.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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you shouldn’t have to answer emails under these conditions

23.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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tonight i took a photo of two cats

18.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the BUCKETS issue of Plastics is here

12.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nick Fuentes: β€œThe number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”

Fuentes, yesterday: β€œOur #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”

12.02.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 5690 πŸ” 2445 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2354
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i am a boston sports partisan, which means i support the sox, the celtics, and the bruins. i don't support a football team because boston has no football team. i will not cheer for the team that plays here

09.02.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0