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Ashley Cullen

@cleanupartist

I'm a wordsmith. I'm a teen referee. I'm a bread baker. And I do it all for free. Well not really, I charge for the wordsmithing.

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I hear ya sister, they are planted all up and down my street and smell so gross!

10.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing!

08.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same!

08.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear all the dumbest MTV celebrities from my teen years currently hold a disturbing amount of power. It’s wild in the worst way!

08.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Director Jenny McCarthy? πŸ€ͺ Gah. I swear she’s part of the reason all this nonsense started! Jesus.

08.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I can't wait to read that! I loved her first book.

07.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I randomly just thought of that doc yesterday! Your piece reminds me also of the advice my no nonsense mother in law gave me about having two little kids under the age of 3 (she had three kids in four years) β€” β€œya just do it” πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy cow, diversity cannons got me good! Thanks for the laugh. πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This means he gives up his senate seat, right?

05.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Aren’t they amazing! It’s the county next to mine so I’ll claim them. ❀️

05.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Train Dreams was really good! And I think you could watch it in a hazy dreamlike sicky state and still enjoy it. It's on Netflix.

03.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I guess I'll call him today and thank him, he usually gets an earful from me in the other direction!

03.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My kids have started getting us to play Imposter with them (not sure if you've heard of this game where one player doesn't know the clue) but I just realized Trump is always the imposter, just throwing out words and phrases and hoping they fool people.

03.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saleem, I am so so very sorry for your loss. I am on fire with anger for you and your family. What an injustice! 😑

02.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit that would make me want to burn it all down, wow.

02.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sarah Kendzior too, which is kinda confusing.

02.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!! Gah, we made progress and now it’s like elderly lady with weeks to live/mummy chic. Terrible.

02.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of book titled Crocheting the National Parks by Krista Ann featuring a pair of hands moving a needle inside some yarn with a desert scene in the background

Cover of book titled Crocheting the National Parks by Krista Ann featuring a pair of hands moving a needle inside some yarn with a desert scene in the background

@sarahkendzior.bsky.social Just browsing my library's new books and came across this one. Made me think of you!

27.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too! Some days I think I hate him more than the president. They're all just "influencers" who want their moment in the sun.

27.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guilt Voltron, I love it!

26.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!

26.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same! My church thought she cheated on her husband because she had a male actor (not her husband) in her music video. So dumb. I love her! I still belt out that duet she did with Peter Cetera when I hear it.

26.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Brown and black dog with very boopable nose

Brown and black dog with very boopable nose

I think I have the best dog as well, seems like it might be his medium-sized cousin

24.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Called this morning! Saw the phrase "medical influencer" on here before I called and thought, yes, that is very fitting, so I used that in my (long-winded per usual) call.

24.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy cow, this is great (in a different county from me but close enough for me to claim it!)! I am about the only one in any setting still wearing a mask but this is why I keep doing it!

24.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@juliedicaro.bsky.social Just finished your book today and really enjoyed it! It was mostly infuriating but with a little dash of optimism (like our current reality in general). Thank you for all your hard work on the book and I'm sorry you've had to deal with so much bullshit!

20.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did that joker use his own mugshot for that banner?

20.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yep, and that was to cover up the cigarette smoke lol (funny how we thought that worked!)

20.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness, this one really got me this morning.

19.02.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like there's a poem in there somewhere!

18.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0