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I am in an Adirondack chair with the world’s most perfect yellow lab teen.

Life ain’t so bad when you got a smiling Fish.

I love the "could this be a solution" post because it's a perfect example of Founder brain. You have to be a special kind of stupid to imagine that you are the first person to come up with the idea of driving around the Strait of Hormuz. It's being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber

I have faith, but it's hard to say what in.

Despite all my rage i just post stupid shit on my page.

A satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz with the silhouette of the guy who got trapped in Nutty Putty Cave photoshopped into it.

A brown and white dog with a concerned look sits up straight and looks into the camera. On the floor next to them is an animal skin rug with matching coloring to theirs.

sometimes all it takes is a little subtle messaging to improve your pet’s behavior

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

An illustration of a man staring blankly while holding two large, tan puppies in his arms to avoid social obligations. Fill your arms with puppies so no one can ask you for help

Life hack: Puppies

Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

the fifa peace prize used to mean something

Yellow lab puppy with his eyes closed facing the camera on a desert trail.

A being of pure goodness.

Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

Drawing of a duck looking at a flier for curling lessons

duck pulling a curling stone

A duck pushing a curling broom

That same duck on a podium winning first prize with a medal and crown

A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this

Yellow lab puppy screams with joy atop patterned rug in grey tile kitchen

Imagine being the best boy ever

I love her so much

They’re good. They are great pals.

Thank you

edited viral image comparing 2 screenshots of the charlie kirk show, one with charlie and the second after his death with his widow erika. in the first image there is a wedding photo clearly visible on the bookshelf behind Charlie. in the second, the photo has been removed by his widow and replaced by a novelty Declaration of Independence. i edited the 2nd screenshot so that it looks like the wedding photo was replaced by the Swarovski crystal Shrek

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

Valentine card made up of sqaures in different shades of pink and white, with hearts in those same colors inside of the squares. The center two squares combine into a text box that says "IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY"

A heart made of three layers, the center being the darkest pink-red and the outermost being light pink. The center layer is a medium pink. it's off center so the bottom right corner cuts off the bottom and some of the right edge. over the top left is text that says "IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY!" all on a white background.

A light pink background. a cartoon rose peeks from behind a light pink envelope, which is open to a card that says "It could happen today" and has little cartoony pink hearts on either side of the text. A paperclip with a heart on it is attached to the top right corner of the paper. A dark pink ribbon is attached to the envelope where the flap would attach to the body. A stamp sits below it and to the right; it is an image of a cartoon heart with an arrow through it.

In the style of 2000s-2010s computer meme graphics. A white background with a black border line around it. Red cartoon hearts of various sizes form two columns on the left and right inside of the border. Between them is a splatter/spraypaint outline of a heart in red, as though a stencil were used. Inside of the heart is text, also in red, that says "it could happen today"

in case anybody forgot, I made these all card sized

Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.

"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"

a cat suspended in window blinds they have presumably destroyed

i will fulfill my obligations today

it is about to be the first valentine's day since thousands of people fell in love with a predictive text generator and i fear the content will be tremendous

with that being said i wouldn't eat cottage cheese or blue cheese even if they didn't give me Agonies. horrific stuff!!! everything else slaps.

ok this is unfair some of us are not picky we are DIGESTIVELY CHALLENGED.

Ending this operation is not enough.

We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

Grey and white pittie nose to nose with her love, a yellow lab teen.

real Lady and the Tramp shit happening over here