2bit_natty (she/they) ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

Poss gets squeesh

It’s Marchsupial so celebrate your ‘supe friends and squeeze a poss

PUT AWAY YOUR BATTLE AXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DEHYDRATION. AND YOU WILL WIN.

alright, that's enough (relative) fiscal responsibility for one day

time to curl up in bed with a podcast and pass out

best first date movie ever, in my opinion

CYBERMIDRIFF

trying to remind myself to hold on to some cash just in case

its too late ive depicted you as the soy dumbshit bug eyed pokey and myself as the chad confident and all knowing prickle

An Edward Gorey drawing showing a morose looking black bird on a branch. He (and this feels very much like a he) is pointing downwards with one scraggly wing, and looking straight ahead with debt-filled eyes. His beak is long and sharp, like winter on the Great Plains. He is pointing with his right wing, but this means he is pointing to your left. Your wicked, sinister side. This is no accident. The Bird makes no such mistakes. But he is talking, and the text tells us that he is saying, "Beware of this and that." Honestly, you feel his message in your bones.

Some days I just feel like this Edward Gorey bird gets it.

in the Monster of the Week game i'm in i get to be the sniper / lancer character :3

I'm a healer in the DnD 5e game that i'm in, but i'm also an alchemist bomber

it's fun

I love that, over the years, I get more shit for saying that Disney, noted giant evil media company owned by billionaires, is bad than when I speak against any political party, religion, or cis people as a whole.

boom, baby, BOOM!

AN OBJECT AT REST CANNOT BE STOPPED!

AAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Man.

The world fucking is on fire.

So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.

Live whats left of your only life.

If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.

Fuck the haters.

for sure

I gotchu

"How do I become famous without the Hard Part"

Like, if their point is "just make the thing" then okay

But if you want the thing you're making to be "good" then it might be worth it to figure out how other people have tackled the problem

His new game is apparently guessing people's shoe sizes?

Especially his aides? Because he's a creepy bastard?

A selfie of me leaning against a blue brick wall, smoking a cigarette. I am a thin white trans woman with a bright red side-shave and piercings wearing possum ears and tail, a ringed collar, butterfly shaped sunglasses, a crop top, a black cargo skirt, and a light denim vest with a patch that says "my fucking pronouns are she/her"

Guess who got some more contact lenses today

*ticks

Possums don't actually eat as many rocks as you have been led to believe

But this one does

In such a short time, too!

For folks who have recently started following me, I don't *normally* do taur stuff

Just a coincidence

This is probably the most popular image I have ever posted, in terms of likes and reposts

Carter: i am afraid so, joss
Carter: in hindsight, it seems like firefly was just lost cause mythos in space
Whedon: b-but the quips!
Whedon: you all love my quips!
Carter: there's been a reassessment on the quips too
Whedon: NO!

Whedon: actually um it's joss
Whedon: it's joss whedon
Barker: yeah i know
Barker: why are you here joe

Just paid back loans (lmk if I missed you)

🩸 a headmate can be a type of girlfriend

Praise the Lord and pass the tax rebate! YouTube video by omfgirtheleet

The sigh of relief I just made when I checked my bank account balance
youtu.be/Zc7l7oCoj_U?...

Sum common (and one way-too-commonly-drawn-like-a-dog) critter nose studies. If anyone wants me to try other ones feel free to suggest