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Christopher Hauselt

@movingsideways

SiriusXM Progress ch 127. Dog dad. Full time caretaker. Nap enthusiast. #206,211

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Ben Hur is such an insufferable film, regardless of the chariot race.

12.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need to fund USAID and teach camera technique to the people whose lives we are destroying.

12.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
babe Ruth calling his shot painting

babe Ruth calling his shot painting

bo burnham dropping β€œthat funny feeling” early in the second year of the decade

12.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

The President will personally escort a tanker of beef chili through the Strait of Hormel.

11.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jurassic Park scientists should have never been allowed to work again after what happened. Look where it's gotten us.

10.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

09.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 5389 πŸ” 957 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 13
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16651 πŸ” 4096 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 246
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I love these ding dong dingos so damn much.

10.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man.

The world fucking is on fire.

So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.

Live whats left of your only life.

If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.

Fuck the haters.

10.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 4076 πŸ” 1384 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 20

Maybe the real battlefields were the oceans we met along the way?

09.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Result of an unplanned pregnancy when the birth control failed? Don’t be so hard on yourself. You aren’t a β€œmistake” you are a β€œdepo-baby”

09.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Law & Order: GPU

08.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks will play five games as the Woodchippers, a tribute to the 30th anniversary of Carl Showalter’s grizzly death. Read about it on @sportslogos.net at news.sportslogos.net/2026/03/08/f...

08.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

When I founded Trader Joe's I had two goals in mind: the most delicious cookies in the most freshness-killing packaging possible.

07.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's young Peter Falk in his first appearance as Columbo

05.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

When building a Coalition of the Willing (another one?!) you have to sweeten the pot enough. Trade and immigration policies are about to get real flexible, real soon.

05.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While we wait for more results (I promise a bunch of calls are sure to be around the corner), my usual Election Night note:

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04.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers . ALT: a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .
04.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

State of the States with @joesudbay.bsky.social listeners know what's up.

04.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Atomizer

03.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The war rooms change but the guys inside are always the same.

03.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My consumption of beer and booze has fallen off a cliff since discovering thc sodas and elixirs.

01.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A brown bottle of thc elixir with a crème and blue label reading CALMeZZI
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A brown bottle of thc elixir with a crème and blue label reading CALMeZZI 10 mg 10mg THi Acoholic Always In Good Company With 10mg (B0 per serving CaLMeZZI da Strength 10mg Original

I’d like to be brand ambassador for Calmezzi, I love it so much

01.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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28.02.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIn a world of Tony Stark’s, be a Justin Hammer”

28.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to be a downer but I think we are about to enter a generation or two of drastic rise in suicides and the radical acceptance of suicide as a retirement plan.

27.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Investigative Post obtained this video of Border Patrol abandoning Nurul Shah Alam, the nearly blind Burmese refugee who was found dead

www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/26/t...

27.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 5005 πŸ” 2541 πŸ’¬ 300 πŸ“Œ 300

Fiona Apple on hanging out that one night with PT Anderson and Quentin Tarantino:

27.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

narrowing down doomer knuckle tats for the end times and I think TOLD U SO is the winner. (the middle finger on my LEFT hand will be ripped off in a chain fight with mutant yakuza e-bikers)

27.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cherry Sakura red bull!

26.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0