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The people on IG are swooning over the idea that Thundercat (41) *might* be dating Willow Smith (25)... and it's the reason why I wouldn't trust most of you to babysit dogs, let alone be around any of the children in my life.

12.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me in 2025: Okay, well they've gutted the FAA, so I'll just take road trips this year and get back into my regular international travel next year when things settle down.

2026: ...

Me: Oh!

12.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The weather will always keep the DMV humble.

12.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…and of course the discourse is centered around her hair.

11.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeahhhhh… I don’t trust you niggas.

11.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dog piling insults on a 24 year old who clearly has spent too much time with colonizers? I’m not participating. She’s 24. If we had TikTok when we were 24, I can imagine there would be some regrettable hills most of you chose to die on. Your MySpace notes are long gone, but The North remembers.

11.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people will do anything to get their macros except eat food.

11.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a judge is sitting in a courtroom with her hands in the air and the words `` case closed '' written on the screen . Alt: a judge is sitting in a courtroom with her hands in the air and the words `` case closed '' written on the screen .
11.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds like something a nigga who is absolutely not the peace would say 😭

11.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Protecting my peace 😭

11.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would block you for this, but I don't wanna miss anything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

11.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭

11.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're still at the orphanage when we get rich... πŸ€­πŸ˜…

11.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All the short term recognition you may receive from using AI in your work is going to pale in comparison to how stupid you look trying to explain concepts that you don't understand. You are the idea generator, not your microwave.

11.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone sent me a deck they're working on for a program they're building. When I asked her to take me through her executive talk track, she couldn't. After enough questions, I learned that she had used Gemini to come up with most of it... which is why she barely understood it to present it.

11.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop . ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its paws on a laptop .

Me: β€œI don’t feel like writing these documents.”

Coworker: β€œjust use AI like the rest of us.”

11.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To be very dramatic, having good friends will really save your life.

11.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

Everything will be ok.

11.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My bad 🀭

11.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An old man on one of those motorcycles with the wide hips just drove past my house blasting Vybe Band's I Can't Go For That. Warm weather is back in a real way.

11.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just imagining it getting stuck in her teeth 😬 πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg 😭

10.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This not crazy?

10.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The AI feature in my work email works so hard to recommend writing style changes that it completely forgets to spell-check. Now, after drafting an email, I have to reject the style recommendations (that show up underlined like typos BTW), then find and correct any typos it missed on my own.

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've Bette Porter'd a little too closely to the sun.

10.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make art about it.

10.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

future generations discovering Juanita Bynum:

09.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

The cackle that I just let out...

10.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Live your life.
Make art about it.

10.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm rewatching Game of Thrones for the umpteenth time, and I'm reacting to these scenes in season one like I don't know what it's all leading up to. This may be the closest I get to masochism.

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0