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Sorry I said something weird. It’s cus I’m weird.

I woke up too early

They’re putting milk in the soda.

I respect and fear your live mas attitude

Blood and the other forces on night.

I don’t know if I’ll wipe my ass with a cactus, but wisely I do not rule anything out.

It’s been kinda hot today. Almost hit 80f

Perry the weiner dog holding ball. Josie the chihuahua being jealous

Josie the chihuahua she is black and white

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I like how when a hockey fight breaks out all the other players gather round each other and start hugging.

Either you’re smol or that cat is fuckin huge

If my baby was killed by the president I wouldn’t suck his dick over the phone.

6 7

Yeah I’ve been around black people before. All good

In a day? Damn

I have a feeling he would kill a child if it were to appear one day.

You can tell Doug was aging and getting chubby cheeks in this one.

What a weird thing to be wrong about. (Them not you)

Elfs is horrid yeah YEAH

Wahts a music that change you're life? Sound of below!

I am the pee that will not flush.

I’m an emu, btw. If anybody asks “we can not fly.”

Okay shhhh

I bet he sleeps in a bullet proof coffin

*slaps roof of car*

I used to

If sonic were normal he’d be all like , “ okay gotta go.”

I feel the same about the ones that constantly blame others for her loss. Just seems so trumpy to not look inward.

The American electorate isn’t smart enough for the coke freestyle we need a strongman to punch us in the back of the head and tell us what fruit to put in our soda

Do you have migraines?

this would be a great time to have a stockpile of ass and grass

That’s all cars