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Magarita -

Not to be mistaken for “Margarita”. This drink is made of DTs piss, lies, and sweat. It even comes with a Cheeto crusted rim.

I love when my anxiety makes me feel like I’m gonna throw up

RFKs brain worm has officially devoured his whole brain.

Every day is like a very long, never been tested before roller coaster ride.

It’s gardening season: five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve grown considerably.

Hi, I'm God.

Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.

Even Jesus got a hearing.

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Fine I’ll send more 🙄😂

@kashanacauley on Twitter Emails just aren't safe. We should hide state secrets deep in the story parts of recipe blogs.

Constantly asking if the nightmare is over yet

If Trump wants to garnish my wages for my student loan debt then i will simply stop working and die.

Does JFK know that Elon is on the spectrum? Or are we just pretending that Elon doesn’t have Asperger’s syndrome?

Each day we are one step closer to getting the orange boy out of the office.

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional?

happy st. paddy’s day 🍀

Adult hood is probably the worst hood I’ve ever lived in. Very ghetto here.

MECA: Make Elon Cry Again

it feels so good to be 0 weeks pregnant

I miss Obama 😭

I thought Donald Trump was God's biggest mistake, and I have to admit, I was dead on.

It’s only three months into this nightmare and I am TIRED.

The only thing we've learned from history is that we don't learn from history.

I cannot believe women actually have sex with Elon.

Anyone else get mad impulses to do something really weird like launch politicians into the sun or do I need to go to the doctors?

wake me up when the nightmare is over.

The amount of times I shake my head and mutter “fucking idiots” under my breath should probably be a world record by now.

It’s quite hilarious how MAGA believes that their felon of a President is actually “getting rid of corruption in the government”… especially when his entire life is nothing but lies and corruption.

But Jesus, you are the minority 🤔