I am being, fear not. But maybe i should bring back the /s tag just in case
14.03.2026 12:03
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I am being, fear not. But maybe i should bring back the /s tag just in case
There's worse
Catering to the claustrophobic community now, is it? Will this woke mind virus never end
They absolutely should play it in all lifts
There's a certain type of person who is completely unwilling to admit when they don't know something, will always try and style it out, and watching them struggle when that's not an option is both satisfying, cringey and worrying that they can even get government jobs to begin with
Idea for a reality TV show: "Can't Dance, Won't Dance"
A bit like Strictly, 4 uncoordinated introverted schlubs get given intensive dancing courses for several weeks, but then get let loose in nightclubs with secret cameras all around, just to see if they pull
Either Pattern or Popcorn I think
This sort of thing would've made Operation Bounce House much funnier
If I'd told three jokes, minimum, I'd understand the question better. But not really. Because the question is then essentially "how do you remember things?" and I don't know how to answer that either
Told a knock knock joke at a kids party. Kid and mum laughed, quite a big laugh too. Mum said "how do you know all these!?".
It was ONE joke. "How do you know all these?" is still cycling round my head umpteen days later. The question really bugs me. I don't know how to answer.
Yup. "How facebook went from useful photo storage and event invite planner to absolute garbage fire"
I think I missed this quest
This is great. Plus a whole bunch of background gags too. Probably the most joke-dense advert there's ever been
So Georg was really into bukkake this whole time?
Louis Theroux is given a headlock by a shithead "Check out how calm i am around these shtiheads, volume 87"
Into the Manosphere (2026)
Ah, filters is it? I knew something was off
There should be some kind of rule about being attractive, crude and funny. You should only get to pick 2 at most. It's not fair
Not even this. Cold quick wash for me. Better for the environment and works fine for 99% of things. Obviously, skidmarks on kids pants and eco-jamrags go on at 60. I'm not a monster
Yep. Front page falsehoods/mistakes should require front page corrections. And if it happens on a particularly juicy headline day when all other papers are all saying "Andrew convicted for statutory rape" then I'll rub my little hands together with glee
Am doing some test GMAT questions on critical reasoning, and boy am I not very good at them. Averaging about 50% correct. In my defence some of them are worded... not exactly badly, but slightly ambiguously. Others though I just cant keep all the info in my head at once
That lollipop's let itself go
They'll do it wrong! So desperate for their guy to win they'll develop the power of flight (or at least extremely high jumping) to get out of your guys way. Honestly. 6 year olds are pathetic losers
...best served cold?
#taskmaster #subtitles
Get Ruth on Dictionary Corner on Countdown!
Harrumph etc. There's only x amount of people I want round for most events, so I don't want to invite everyone at once in case they ALL say yes. e.g. for a board game night it caps out at 5. For every "no" I get, I can send out another invite.
Seems like quite a few people think 'RSVP' either means...
A) nothing, its just a standard sign off like "kind regards" and is ignorable
B) Only let us know if you ARE coming
Not quite true. We're tied for 6th highest. Which is still extremely high, but I'm nothing if not annoying and pedantic
A few years old now this vid, but does a great job of explaining how ChatGPT and the like will never be infallible. Humans have so much world experience that there's too much data we simply take for granted; computers cant do that www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3vI...
When I'm in charge, corrections & clarifications will be mandatory front page news, under the heading "We Lied to you!" in 72pt font.