If I don't see Batman in a movie, I just assume he's lurking in the shadows and waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

I wouldn't call it stealing; the legal owner has been dead for almost 200 years. At this point it's archaeology.

I'm willing to believe it.

It is literally the skull from the viral video about nazis wondering if they're the bad guys because they wear that symbol.

I assumed it was a portmanteau of pathetic + bathos, which I think is still pretty close.

Okay, this one is really interesting. I feel like there are limits to what his sense of morality might allow Superman to do for a friend. On the other hand, Goku seems like he would be there for you no matter what the situation is and worry about the consequences later.

I have to belive Superman wins this one by nearly every possible metric. He spends most of his time alive and understands what marriage is, that's gotta be a big advantage.

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Reading the news almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Victory!

Sometimes it just feels good to be squeezed.

His confusion is understandable, to be fair. If I found myself alive and healthy after being stabbed through the heart by a legendary hero who's been dead for 2000 years, I would also want to verify a few basic rules regarding life and death.

I 100% thought you did that on purpose to see how many people you could get to correct you.

Fun time loop if MEL's videos are what cause social media to be banned.

Yeah, I once spent a couple of hours using the Vault DLC stuff to build a beautiful vault-settlement only to discover that none of my settlers could figure out how to walk through the doorways.

I think sleeping as a cloud would fix me.

For me it's that I lost all of my DVDs in a flood a few years ago.

Aw, c'mon, he's a solid B-tier. He's had some good fights and some real pathos over the years.

I was not expecting the story to veer in this direction, but I'm here for it.

Part of what's making it hard to keep Star Trek fandom going and keep new fans interested is that like ten years ago every single streaming service had every episode of every Star Trek series, and some of them were *free.*

And now if you wanna watch TOS you gotta pay through the nose.

the pope telling jd vance to fuck off must be a religion unto itself because i’m devout

Maybe they're trying to say that the conversion is 3 inches to the apple, so Smurfs are meant to be 9 inches tall.

Note that at this point in the comics Magneto was supposed to be among the millions of mutants dead and buried in the ruins of Genosha.

I think it's meant to be sung to That's Amore. No clue beyond that.

We're just prisoners seeing shadows on the wall of the cave.

I think I played it way back in the day. I vaguely remember trying to kill a lich but failing because I kept falling through the floor.

I do rather enjoy it when an enemy explodes in the middle of a group of enemies and spreads the joy around.

Well, I one saw a Monty Python sketch that took place in a courtroom, but I forget what it was about.

The ultimate goal of romance is to form a polycule that can double as your basketball team.