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Rohan Salmond

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I’ll wait here for my Cherry Coke Zero. πŸŽ™οΈ Religion specialist and producer on Soul Search on Radio National. Sydney-based πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ he/him My newsletter is called Modern Relics! πŸ–₯οΈπŸ’€πŸ™ modernrelics.email

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Sick over the weekend and just well enough by Monday to go to work. Praise Mammon

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make it 4

08.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Screaming β€œGOD she’s good!” whenever you enjoy something

14.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Veronicas cover sombr β€˜12 to 12’ for Like A Version
The Veronicas cover sombr β€˜12 to 12’ for Like A Version YouTube video by triple j

GOD she’s good

08.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Give The Veronicas an Order of Australia

08.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I said β€œCoke No Sugar” for several years but people started misunderstanding me (I guess the product name changed?) so now it’s Coke Zero

08.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got Skyrim working on my Thor. It’s over for you

07.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will I promise! πŸ™ˆ

06.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GUN

06.03.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I slept in and ended up at the Erko Bowlo to watch some drag, then had dinner and drinks with my sister in law visiting from LA. It was a great day but I still have a bit of FOMO haha

06.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I couldn’t be there but I’m keen for the next one

06.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[looking at my habit tracker] oh yes I haven’t read for pleasure or done anything creative in… over two months I’m sure this is fine

03.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Robyn Whitaker is Uniting Church public theologian and a Revelation scholar

03.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck this I’m going to Japan (in three months)

03.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have an AYN Thor now and am very interested in things like this!!

02.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A man in a sleeveless shirt that says MEMENTO MORI on it, smiling in front of a rainbow

A man in a sleeveless shirt that says MEMENTO MORI on it, smiling in front of a rainbow

A man in a sleeveless shirt that says MEMENTO MORI on it, smiling and holding a big glass of aperol spritz

A man in a sleeveless shirt that says MEMENTO MORI on it, smiling and holding a big glass of aperol spritz

A gaggle of men in an elevator, smiling together

A gaggle of men in an elevator, smiling together

A dark dance floor in front of a neon lit stage with a sign that says HEAPS GAY on it

A dark dance floor in front of a neon lit stage with a sign that says HEAPS GAY on it

Mardi Gras occurred

02.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Don’t try and experience everything in one playthrough β€” it’s impossible. If something gets shut off, shrug and tell yourself that’s the story being told right now. Then when you play with a different build, you might pass the check

28.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What build are you playing

28.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s excellent, but buggy. Don’t buy on Switch it’s unplayable β€” PC is best

28.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NICOLAE CARPATHIA IS A HOE

27.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Showing up to the rave wearing a shirt that says MEET ME IN THE AIR

27.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who is the Nega-Fred Nile and how do we get him to pray for a bit of sunshine tomorrow

26.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read all the adults ones as a teenager β€” the series really doesn’t stick the landing

26.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A badly-made composite image of a city scape with shadowy figures being drawn up into the sky in a bright light

A badly-made composite image of a city scape with shadowy figures being drawn up into the sky in a bright light

The party I’m going to tomorrow night is themed β€œRapture: Apocalypse” and like… ???

26.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Planned trackwork on Mardi Gras weekend? You planned it like this?

26.02.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah I just remembered it’s one of my New Year’s resolutions to make a lasagna

25.02.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going into Mardi Gras with πŸ‘΄πŸ» energy

25.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He assumed I was a TEENAGER in 1975 btw

25.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I told one of my colleagues that the thing they were talking about was before my time. And he said, β€œBefore your time?? It was only 1975!”

25.02.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

While it’s true I could get dealsβ„’ if I download the fast food apps, the idea of McDonalds sending me a push notification makes me want to turn into vapour

25.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0