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Oh no! The invisible hand of the market was holding a molotov!

Well f'ing do something about it, ya ding dong.

Condolences for the inevitable inbound wave of communicable diseases that are about to rock your house for the next 3-6 months.

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

"hallmark of antifa" implies the existence of a "hallmark channel of antifa." After Thanksgiving, all their movies are Rom Coms about big city activists coming back to the small towns they grew up in to start a food not bombs chapter and inadvertently fall in love.

He could even tank a "free candy and a handy" policy.

Wait, so, how far did Bateman go to become a star?

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

That's why the president has that snappy USA ball cap, so the boxes know where they are when they get off the plane.

Maybe the county feels so bad about how ugly that house is that they are hiding the owners name out of sympathetic embarrassment.

The troops would surely be home by Christmas!

The Rock is so game for all the silliness they slot him into.

Drop a gif you can hear

Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson is very good in this sketch. The "World's Most Evil Invention" sketch from the same episode is also a treat.

They would def think that Aramaic was "basically Spanish."

Why have one big beer when a few small beers will do?

They're gonna be in SOOOOOO much trouble when He comes back and asks them how that whole "love thy neighbor" thing is going.

What if being used to justify double tapping a school causes Claude to develope a conscience before developing consciousness?

I mean, it's not OPTIMAL, but I think I can still salvage most of my weekend plans...

So what? 8 days? 9 tops?

Nail some theses to their door as a goof.

"like a puppy girl but horse"

brilliantly evocative. five stars.

9 games that made me.

my9games.com

Ya did some great work on this page.

Might want to pick up an iron lung if you come across one at like a yard sale or something. Probably a good thing to have on hand.

Hamlet is such a drama queen that Bill Shakespeare needed to cram a second play all up in there.

::Obligatory Arrested Development meme::

a man in a suit and tie is opening a can of beer ALT: a man in a suit and tie is opening a can of beer

What did Mel Brooks know and when?

I love how adding color changed the houses from an architectural sketch to a narrative element, charging them with emotion and life.

We're gonna vote HARDER gosh darn it! /s