Big Brother Sharpshooter

I ain’t to the point of drinking shit straight… yet. But I’m this close.

Shoutout to liquor tho. Not the best crutch, but this shit done kept me going in moments I felt like ending it all and saying fuck it

This shit ain’t for the weak. I’ll tell you that. Starting to realize that I do certain shit that ain’t good for me so I won’t do shit I know I’ll regret after the fact

Crazy how anytime I mention my emotions or thoughts on anything, it immediately gets rejected and somehow “I’m tripping”

Players should be able to vote for a fourth team that didn’t make all star selection. That would be better

Travis look like a regular ass white man to y'all yet?

Somebody tell Travis to shake it off

That’ll be $60 bucks, now you’ve officially been chopped and screwed!

Hennessy. Final fucking answer.

Come with the best offer package lol

Nah I can’t let you do twin like this. Peach flavor been holding me down since the 90s

Although I like them, I COMPLETELY understand why folks don’t like chitlins. But making vegan chitlins is not only insane but should be a criminal offense.

I do this gift-wrapping shit fr 🔥🔥🔥

Martin Lawrence cuttin up

Hope all my bros get at least 5 attachments in them messages today

No Kwanzaa huh? 😂

People will never support you beyond their own mental limitations.

Micah parsons talk too damn much to be whining like a lil hoe on the sideline

The vibe I bring to the party

I hate when people that can’t take jokes choose to interact with me.
Take yo serious ass on

Fun days at work

An anger stirred within me a moment seeing that second pic 😭

What's a pic of you that could be an album cover:

A sensual r&b album

Yall really take this to heart like it’s a slur 😂

This some shit my college pep band would do. And my dumb ass would be there hype af 😂

Parallel parking is one of my superpowers

It always taste better on day 2 and day 3.

Fuck all that pie shit. If it ain’t yours, I don’t want it