Martin Ontiveros

My fingers are sore from crossing them but I’m not giving up

What’s a “no-work” weekend? Never heard of that…

The Guy Who Shoved Me

I haven’t heard this in years!

The only New Year’s resolution that matters to me. Feel free to adopt it.

Drawing of smiling Frodo pointing his thumb in a similar gesture as the “Get a load of this guy” meme with David Schwimmer. It’s captioned “Get a lord of this rings”

I bummed a cigarette off Paul Reubens. This was long before the Pee Wee comeback.

Amen to that. I thankfully didn’t encounter that kind of gate keeping coming up but I’ve heard a lot of stories like this. It’s why I adopted the same open attitude. I’ve never hesitated to answer and share what I can. Pre-internet I would have killed for any info I could get to better my skills

The Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit tee design for the inimitable Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social

This year’s round of cat-shaped, cat-helmed creeps

I’ve never used FB for business other than as a last resort post, and reluctantly at that. It just isn’t suited for it, yeah. Something or some other form of marketing/promotion has to come around, it can’t just be friggin IG forever.

I haven’t given Eternal Family a spin yet but I’m all over Pluto

Defender of the Eventide, something I had the pleasure of painting just for me (a rarity). Acrylic and ink on wood panel. 12” x 24”

I had an Autumn Crisp out here recently that was maybe the best apple I’ve ever eaten.

Agreed to all pictured—but anyone messing with crows or ravens is definitely gonna have to recon with me.

The design and composition of this is 10 out of 10. Bravo

Death Dealer’s Sword
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How can we trick Gutfeld into saying his name backwards

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

You played with fire when you decided to go after one of ours, ooh we may seem vulnerable now but there is no force on this Eart-

*being handed a note*

-no force on this Earth as powerful as empathy, so let this be a moment of healing

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

I hear you on this. If you’d told me a few years ago that one day I would like Enya’s music, I would have said you’re crazy. And yet here we are today, and now I really like Enya.

What a gem!

A vision of the wise and mysterious @fernmagemusic.bsky.social on the backs of my MtG Secret Lair cards

Acrylic on canvas with post digital color correction.

Eons I've waited
Among the stars
Infinity is your birthright
Collapsing suns
Forged your swords
I slumber
In the pit of singularities
I am the light eater
I am
Entropy

Something I cooked up for Library of the Occult Records

Count me in

MtG artist proof commissions I’ve been painting on the backs of my Secret Lair set. Hard to pack in much in a 2.5”x3.5 inch space but I’m having a blast with the challenge. If you’re interested in getting one contact @donnycaltrider.bsky.social thanks for lookin’

Some friends I love in the PNW have formed a band and I was tasked with creating a logo for them.

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