swanky bubbles

hi! still dead around here?

fuck this entire week, seriously.

Can't. Saving things on Instagram that I will never ever look at again.

i’m an eagles fan, today is t even real

Jiggly thighs and a squishy ass.
That’s what I bring to the table.

My whimsy knows no bounds.
No wait. That's my anxiety.
My anxiety knows no bounds.

Squirrel

This guy is going to be married to the richest woman in the world

i want to sleep WITH hot nerds

Looking for someone tall, dark, and apologetic

hi.

It’s really wild that Fox is calling Newsom’s tweets immature and unbecoming of a leader when he’s literally just mocking the way Trump tweets. 🤣🤣🤣

i spent last weeks in the outer banks and i got this shirt so everyone would know.

headed home, it’s been a lovely vacation 🩷 only seven hours till home 😫

💕

splotches of sunburn from poorly applied spray sunscreen indicate i do, in fact.

vacay mom bod

i’m here to whine extensively about the summer man cold i have that’s ruining my fucking vacation. i can’t breathe and my head feels like it’s going to explode. i’m so miserable y’all 😭

You can scramble my eggs if you wanna

is south park just a full attack on this ridiculous administration?

because i love that.

i’ve paid the sitter and ya girl is struggling! cashapp and venmo christineinsc if you’re feeling generous, link in bio for the 🌶️ site.

grey sweatpants season is coming

my exh told me he has to ask his gf if he can help me with unexpected childcare costs.

i hate it here.

happy boobsday 😘

Thou shalt not refer to visiting Epstein Island as a “privilege.” It’s only a “privilege” if you’re a massive pedophile.

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fundraising for a beach vacation with my son in two weeks, help us get on some jet skis!

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