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@sglassmeyer

Social Media Inflawencer. World's Okayest Legal Technologist. Daughter of Appalachia. Farm kid. Now Live, Laughs and Loves in Silicorn 🌽 Valley.

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11.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Katherine Heigl Makes First Appearance in Years, Attends Dog Rescue Event at Mar-a-Lago Check out the pics...

Holy fuck they even hate immigrant dogs. "Our biggest goal right now really is to diminish the number of unwanted litters coming into this country, which is what is overcrowding our shelters,” Katherine told the Palm Beach Post. www.justjared.com/2026/03/10/k...

11.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know nothing about nothing military so I'm hoping someone knows....once an area is "mined", how long does it take to clean up? Is there a good explainer on that anywhere?

11.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream that Trump took to wearing a military uniform but I can’t imagine him getting out of his 20th century NYC suits.

11.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and yet some people consider Harry and Meghan the problem

11.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"

11.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 2437 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 58

As long as he didn’t light up!

11.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Emergency alert for 3 in hail.

Emergency alert for 3 in hail.

Guess I’m getting a new roof.

11.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Reds need to do this with a paddle wheeler! But put goetta burgers, white brats and/or a Five Way and coney in it.

11.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i know there's actual important things happening in the world but for some reason I thought i missed the start of March Madness and panicked.

10.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

skeets for blue-skee

10.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not only that, but the everyone scrubbing in has to put some on

10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as a frequent cruiser and someone who never thought they'd like cruising esp with 1000s of people....you can definitely always find a chill place and be by yourself or with smaller group. (if that helps)

10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am glad I decided buy my plane tickets for Europe this summer early....

10.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alex Karp - Wikipedia

I keep thinking the palantir guy is Taika Waititi en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Karp

10.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not something on the Library Attack theme?

10.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is great and how I'm approaching it (or try to anyway)

10.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 12527 πŸ” 2088 πŸ’¬ 611 πŸ“Œ 303

So apparently the Illinois primary day is March 17 and, uh, are there still laws about alcohol and election days?

10.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12456 πŸ” 7547 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

I know there’s a lot going on but all day I’ve been like β€œFlorsheim? Like from the mall?”

10.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that and a couple other things...

09.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is it because of it has DoD or other gov't research grants that would be threatened if didn't?

09.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i just realized that motherfucker started a war during mercury retrograde

09.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can't believe i thought these spineless chuds would ever invoke the 25th amendment

09.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

09.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 11243 πŸ” 1962 πŸ’¬ 785 πŸ“Œ 483

This weekend I admitted to myself that the primary audience of everything I write or post online from now on is AI, with incidental direct reach to humans. I know most of the discourse is still about whether we can use AI, but it's sinking in for me that in the long run, I am writing *for* AI.

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