Thank you for playing through this so I could know what happens without having to do it myself...I would have cried so much.

Genius.

I snort-laughed when the Caretaker replied "I'll be there." Like I bet you will you time-bending weirdo.

Boat media enjoyers who refuse to learn how IRL boats work solidarity ✊

I wrote a Pathologic fic. Knowing me, this will either be the only one I ever write, or the first stone's fall heralding an ecosytem-shifting landslide.

Burakh/Dankovsky, 6k, rated very E.

ships where they call each other by their last names is all well and good and hot and tense and everything until you're writing them and you have to decide what they think of them as in their internal monologue and if a switch happens and when a switch happens and if it happens cleanly etc.

I don't think Peter is father material by long shot but I do think he's one of the only adults in town capable of matching her freak and that's something at least. Artemy does need to drop by and make sure they're not just eating candy and twyrine for every meal though.

I didn't have the heart to pick the meanest dialogue options this playthrough but you better believe I'm saving them for my "be as big of a bitch as possible" speedrun.

This is like watching a pitbull fight one of those inflatable waving arm guys at car dealerships.

Marty Supreme. Realized about halfway through that I hated it and then it just would. Not. End. Was gnashing my teeth in rage by the end credits. Only good thing I can say about it is it gave me a valid reason to hate Timothy Chalamet.

artemy has never had a good eng VA and it’s so tragic… like they don’t understand that he’s just a guy. they make him sound way too old and serious and british. but then there’s the p3 voice where i’m like ok not THAT much of just a guy.

Every one of these is perfect but the use of "ten human years??" was particularly inspired.

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A black and brown dog sleeping and blepping majestically in a sunbeam.

Idk if you're a dog person, but maybe this will help!

I'm going to this! I don't know anybody so if you're thinking of going and worried you'll be the odd one out, we can be odd together!

Promotional image for the fic "The Great Below" by rowenablade

It's finished. After 3+ years and over 200,000 words, my Steddyhands series "The Depths" is complete. The final chapter and epilogue of "The Great Below" went up just now, so if you've been waiting for it to be complete to start reading, have at it!

archiveofourown.org/works/529418...

not all gay shows are the same and gay is not a genre

HELLO

He needs so many smooches!!!

Recipe? Looks gorgeous. 👀

Steddyhands peeps who like dark fics - I implore you to check out this fic by JustDanny! It's beautifully written and dripping with that good-good angst, and the fact that it only has 25 kudos as of this writing feels like a cosmic mistake. Help me fix that, yeah? (And maybe drop some comments too!)

Hello I love this

Literally the only reason I check this app daily is to see stuff like that!

Harlots is sooo good for evil fic inspiration. Would there were infinite hours in a day...

It's literal fucking torture!

Scrrrruffyyyyy

Peeling dried paint is soooo fun

😂 The last time I tried I was a kid so that might have affected my perception. Something about how they feel both strong and very fragile freaked me out!

"Picking up a chicken" makes me fear you, I am now certain you are tougher than me because I tried that once and it was terrifying.