Adam Creme

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But Aeropresses are an amazing invention!

I’m a litigator Martin. 😇

Please don’t shut up.

A modern coffee machine can heat the water, grind the beans, brew the powder produced by the grinding process, heat milk, add it to the cup, making professional level coffee, all within around 45 seconds.

You’d be welcome round mine to share some any time.

I’m not going to continue this. I wish you well and hope you have a nice evening.

I start off by questioning the value of something and then become a conduit for recipes using it. I probably deserve it. 😂

Sounds nice. I can put things in my fan oven without waiting for it to heat up.

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Ha. I’m not going to bite- you’d think I’d proposed getting rid of juries based on one response. What I’d love though is to get to see you and Mike this summer.

Oh my I’m not doing that. I am entitled to express a view of consumerism, as are you to critique my views about it. I’ve not been rude to you for doing exactly that and would be grateful if you would refrain from being rude to me in return.

They are making and selling to us things based on a false premise.

I’m talking about manufacturers not about you.

It’s not that I don’t like them so much that we don’t need them- because we have fan ovens. My fan oven cooks really well, heats up quickly and cooks quickly.

Say you buy a nice air fryer for £200, it could take as long as 1.5 years cooking in a fan oven for it to cost £200.

There’s a reasonable chance that after 1.5 years of using your air fryer it breaks so you replace it or the marketers sell you a nice shiny new one with a turbo engine or something.

Useful tips #437: you probably already own an air frier. It’s called a fan oven.

Well I suppose being up all night trying to get a rat, that has somehow got in, out of your house, followed by a demanding all day meeting is some kind of fun. 😳

<coughs> creme brûlée 😳

A pocket size killer…..

What’s a gas poker?

Topsy cat: “There was a rat?” Yawns.

People have been mentioning them all day 😊

Well I suppose being up all night trying to get a rat, that has somehow got in, out of your house, followed by a demanding all day meeting is some kind of fun. 😳

Yeah, see if you can beat this for nominative determinism- I give you Ed (wood) Pyne of the Woodland Trust.

Yeah, see if you can beat this for nominative determinism- I give you Ed (wood) Pyne of the Woodland Trust.

What a clever idea to do the BAFTAs at the level of Am-dram.

On the other hand no curling until 2030.

On the other hand no curling until 2030.

Looking good.

Items on Andrew’s bucket list currently being crossed off:

77- get arrested
78- buy antiperspirant

Sure, but the difference is that when YOU put it on there’s a brain being protected.