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Omlette du Frottage

@anothervapidalt

πŸ“CLE | 31 | he/him | always horny posting | switch | πŸ”‘ | urbanist who’s too lazy to keep a separate account | occasionally tolerant of @alternateduke | nsfw

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The trimmed stomach version of blurry chest day.

12.01.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 927 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! I used bones crochet’s pattern

01.12.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I made a crochet jockstrap!

30.11.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Haven’t posted in a minute

15.11.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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When in Rome (NYC actually)

16.10.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be in NYC this week πŸ‘€

12.10.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

@kinkwear.bsky.social :)

21.09.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Post 2/2 because mixed media isn’t allowed. Nothing feels better @alternateduke.bsky.social #gaychastity

20.09.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Locktober rehearsal #teamlocked #gaychastity

20.09.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEyes on the street and hands on my ass”, β€œsex positive zoning”. Finally an article that encapsulates my love for cities/density AND being a slut ❀️❀️

11.08.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hot-Neighbor Density and Other Urban Planning Priorities Urbanist Jane Jacobs said β€œeyes on the street” was the key to vibrant neighborhoods. If she’d spent a summer in Boystown, she might have added β€œand hands on my ass” as the unofficial motto.

Horny Sunday morning essay on cities facilitating sex and other things worth living for πŸ™οΈ

bit.ly/UrbanPlannin...

10.08.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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did my first triathlon today

10.08.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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So anyway I’m doing my first triathlon next week and I did a β€˜mini-athlon’ today to test the waters and I don’t think it was awful so I think it’s gonna go okay

03.08.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgot to upload last weeks festivities with @alternateduke.bsky.social #teamlocked #gaychastity

02.08.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Goals

27.07.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chat: was it worth being late to run club this morning because I was taking time to take this horny selfie?

27.07.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday!

20.07.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s been a long week…

18.07.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 1565 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 2
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What got posted to main story vs close friends story. A tale in parts:

14.07.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not breaking any records but I had a really good 500m interval while swimming today and this is the first time I’ve been able to go that far without taking any kind of break (usually like 2-250m) and I actually felt like I could have done more but for the pool closing. Progress!

12.07.2025 02:00 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And here I am proving them right!

09.07.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even the straight suburbanites??

09.07.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chat, I accidentally referenced my IG close friends on a main story. I then removed the post and put up a new one that’s like β€œThat’s where I share my spicy opinions” lmao. Cooked. Family and coworkers know I post hoe pics don’t they

09.07.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh also I couldn’t spell the word β€œsay” I’ve just learned, Jesus Christ.

07.07.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds perfect πŸ˜‡πŸ’¦

07.07.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh damn, I’m not worthy 🀯

07.07.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn boy, you’re speaking my language

07.07.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this referring to actual iced coffee (brewed coffee that’s been poured over ice) or this applies to cold brew too? Because if it’s the latter, jail.

07.07.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll get the floaties ready 😍

07.07.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IT REALLY WAS

07.07.2025 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0