Grumpy Pombon

In my opinion Tony Blair can fuck all the way off

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/

Markwayne Mullin, flip it around…

just dropped SHEMERGENCY: THE VERONICAS performing "UNTOUCHED" with a full string section in the Triple J live studio!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wva...

For my birthday holiday trying to decide between Toronto and Tampa-St Pete
Love Toronto but sunshine is tempting

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

a cartoon character is laying on the floor with a laptop Alt: Roger as a supermodel crying on the floor and then walking over to a stairwell to cry on a megaphone

My internal vibe lately…

A new Pokémon game AND a new war with a country whose name starts with i? Wow we are really LARP’ing the early 2000s huh?

I don’t make the rules 😂😂😂

#pokemon

It’s been roughly 12 hours since the P30 stuff and I think I’ve seen no less than a dozen pieces of fan art of Pombon already 🤣

The the WB/Paramount thing does actually finalize it’s gonna be so big and unwieldy that parts will be shuttered or sold off for pennies on the dollar

My fav genre lately is dance/house/electronic versions/remixes of Celine Dion hits

I have a $300-some credit with JetBlue I have to use soon and can’t decide how to use it 🫠

Perhaps an unpopular white opinion; I’ll be happy if Cr*ck*tt prevails in the primary just because of all the annoying crap that’s happened outside of her campaign

Where a $100K salary stretches the furthest — after taxes Where does a six-figure salary deliver the most real value? We analyzed the data for America’s 100 largest cities to rank post-tax purchasing power.

What strikes me about this list is that personally I’m not that interested in living in the least expensive cities
Which is maybe why the most expensive cities are pricy 🤷‍♂️

www.consumeraffairs.com/finance/best...

Watched episodes 10-13 of season one of The Pitt and it sounds like it was less gruesome than the SOTU 🫩

As an alleged HR professional in the United States I am still perplexed at people that don’t understand I9 work requirements and that pay is always post taxes and other withholdings

For All Mankind — Season 5 Official Trailer | Apple TV YouTube video by Apple TV

For All Mankind - Season 5 (March 27, AppleTV): 🚨NEW TRAILER🚨

This upcoming season is set in alt-2012. On Mars, Happy Valley is starting to look more and more like an Expanse colony, I love it.

In fact, For All Mankind is now looking a lot like a prequel to The Expanse, and I'M HERE FOR THAT. 😁

There have been dozens if not hundreds of pieces dissecting why women like Heated Rivalry and he just boiled it down to one sentence.

As in that show and our current IRL world share a common history before X time
Obvi common threads are gonna be shared no matter what

I am always irked by the “this show is woke or topical” people
Unless it is a completely non-Earth based world then yes Jan it is gonna have some form of tech bro or LGBT rights or racial issues or whatever we’re going through
In history there are “tech bros” but maybe instead they’re loom bros lol

NBC you have the next two years to hype up the LA Olympics
Let the French Alps have a moment (2030 WO) for real
Also, hyping up LA with a country version of California Dreamin’ is a choice especially when you literally have Snoop Dogg on the payroll 🤦‍♂️

Why does the US delegation seem bored with Diplo and Major Lazer?!?

It’s the first time the US men’s and women’s hockey teams have won gold in the same Olympics 🥇🥇

Thanks for the first men’s hockey gold medal in my lifetime, but otherwise fuck the Tkachuk brothers

Dubai chocolate is representative of how we just speed run trends into the ground so quickly nowadays 🫩

Sounds like more people may be joining me in being on an indefinite break from Drag Race 🙂‍↕️

The millennial experience

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