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pinball princess of the trans fernando valley there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown. "god i love this bitch" - @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social

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Spotted in the wild

14.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing says "it's saturday and we gotta go to the dump" like pure prairie league

14.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's gold, Jerry. gold!

14.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

marvel as link slowly shoves blocks around a sokoban puzzle in 3d! gasp as mario slowly shoves blocks around a sokoban puzzle in 3d! gaze upon banjo and kazooiw as they slowly shove blocks around a sokoban puzzle in 3d!

14.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this describes what you do in every n64 action game

14.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

because I railed against fraudulent numbers, my replies are now full bots taking against fraudulent numbers. fraudulence abounds

14.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - What We Did on Our Summer Vacation

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - What We Did on Our Summer Vacation

14.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

it's not the allman brothers or hamilton joe frank and reyolds or america or credence or the oak ridge boys or crosby or stills or nash or young but it'll do

14.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Amie
Amie YouTube video by Pure Prairie League - Topic

that 70s ass song you've had stuck in your head from when you heard it in your dad's jeep but don't remember the title or any of the lyrics is probably amie by the pure prairie league

14.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

damn girl is your name phillip onbread? because I wanna do you before dinner even though my mom told me not to

14.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw them open for black flag back in '84

14.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yesterday someone I knew on a forum 27 years ago liked one of my posts here. same screen name, same guy. the net's a small town, I suppose

14.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh wow happy anniversary to the night I fell in love with sorry we're closed

14.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the doctor says I'm healing well. I'm going to a specialist soon to see if I'll need an epidural but it's not likely. I'm gonna be broke for a while after this (whatta country) but that's another problem for another day

14.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

up until yesterday the only things I've been able to do are go to the doctor and lie on the couch, it feels really good to have been able to go for a walk the last few days. even just to be outside for 20 minutes and get a burger. feels good as hell to feel my legs.

14.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhhhh my god I just realized it's die hard. it's die hard!

14.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought samara weaving was great in bill and ted 3 but holy shit what an actor. she manages to be funny and cool without coming off as quippy and hysterical without being histrionic.

14.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

another, possibly better comp would be clue, but with way more (comic) gore. I'm trying to think of the last horror movie I liked this much and like... maybe ready or not is the best horror comedy since hot fuzz?

14.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that was one of the best movies I've seen in years. clearly inspired by cabin in the woods, but 8000 times better because joss wheadon wasn't involved. and with a way more satisfying ending

14.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MICHELLE WATCHES A GOOD MOVIE: ready or not (2019) absolutely fuckin rocks. the kind of horror comedy that I'm sure they make all the time, but I never hear about because I don't pay attention to shit. samara weaving is great in the "hiding from the family in their big scary mansion" portion of RE7

14.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

tetris managed to get two of the all time great taglines with "the soviet mind game" and "from russia with fun"

14.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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elena vs elina

14.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as seen in this incredible book of marvel comic hostess ads jules got me

14.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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look at what jules got me :3

14.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of my favorite mst3k bits is when mike would play hugh beaumont, horseman of the apocalypse

13.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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gimme gimme

13.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight they were divine

13.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fear not, Patriots! If the β€œIran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always β€œPlan B."
@theonion.com

13.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 399 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6
MST3K - Out of This World
MST3K - Out of This World YouTube video by Bo Balderson

I imagine this is from the same religious cosmologt that gave us this mst3k short about a devil and an angel wagering to see if they can get a bread salesman to be bad at his job

13.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JE4...

13.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 319 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1