That Cthulhu Jawn

Just stay away from Papyrus and we’re good.

All this cross fit is killing me, but I’m going for Christ figure. CruciFLEXion, yall!

Keep small dogs away from me. My name might be George but I’m more of a Lenny.

😂

There’s a dog rescue that has a service that’ll deliver a puppy for an additional fee of $75. Puppy Door Dash?! How do I get that job???

Thanks for listening!

Thanks, homie - and thanks for the show plug! 😜🐙🤪

If a pro ballerina danced like no one was watching. Would they even be dancing?

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Can anyone explain the point of Shrinky Dinks to me? You color something big and then shrink it down. Why not just color a smaller thing?

#art #shrinkydinks #80s

If they weren’t meant to be in a cupholder, god wouldn’t have made Pringle cans that shape!

Ice cream is a fickle mistress

Antique store I was at was proudly displaying their radium glass

Every time

Every time I ask a person how they are and they respond with “I’m blessed, how are you?” I like to say “Cursed”

Kawaii!

If Colossus from the X-men has diarrhea, is he shitting out like mercury ?

While it’s low, buy stock in YUM brands, that way you can leverage Taco Bell into bringing back the Enchirito.

“Gotta go grow a tail” is my favorite euphemism for taking a shit

a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper . Alt: a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper .

Axolotls are just baby cthulhus. Send post

It’s the kinship of the junkies that turns a halfwayhouse into a halfwayhome.

When I greet people I ask, “what’s your neurostatus?” to weed out the normal-brained.

Downtime at work should be chill time but no, I gotta try to look busy, which is way harder than actually being busy.

Songs I sing to my dogs (this one is for Tofu, to the tune of Danger by Mystikal)

Tail so looong
She good dooog
Cutie, puppy
Lemme know if you want a treat

Episode 81 out now! The investigators are running out of places to hide
#callofcthulhu7thed #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #realplay #ttrpg #jawn #realplaypodcast #actualplay #actualplaypodcast

I can’t believe this is just your first, it’s really good!

Seconded!

Since John Cena turned heel he now has to suplex sick children.