[climbing out of my time machine]
2020 ME: the guy who played the handyman on NewsRadio said on his podcast that he felt betrayed after the guy from the Apprentice started a war with Iran
2000 ME: you look like shit
2026 ME: not what I'm here to talk about
2000 ME: also what the fuck is a podcast
Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin
sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
LeBron James and I are the same age and with him it’s like “When will he retire?” and for everyone else who graduated high school our year it’s like: “We will never be able to retire.”
americas new favorite snack might actually be putting your health at risk
now i’m just craving a big bag of Putting My Health At Risk
If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain
I used to move weight in Nantucket
Pulled the shit from the Sound up in buckets
Now the town can’t piss clean
Highest levels they’ve seen
So I’m back up in Bourne I said fuck it
Nintendo coming to my hospital room, after I narrowly survive a brutal stabbing, to C&D me because I was wearing a Mario shirt when it happened
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine
One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés
this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
Rest of the house got a stomach virus, but surely I’ll be ok.
you'd think he'd try to get a job with Interpol
Mme. Defarge dispassionately observes as the monster truck Sparkle Smash is placed under the metaphorical guillotine.
You have fallen out of favor Sparkle Smash, the revolution will breathe easier in the space you vacate.
Listening to “A tale of two cities” while culling toys from the upstairs. Can’t help but think Madame Defarge would be so much better at this.
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.
Civil litigator here with years of experience of business people’s emails to each other in disclosed evidence for disputes.
As a general rule: the senior the business person, the less effort they put into emails, and the more effort expected from those reading them.
Effectively a mark of rank.
There was a terrible-excellent walk up restaurant near my college/first job named Chico and Chang's, and this analysis of fusion cuisine is absolutely correct
Developing a hypothesis based on each new Epstein revelation I see on the tl
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
Is this why my kids own >10 jackets each
Anarchist revolutionary gamer refuses to click Save State option in emulator
Getting sick of people who negatively compare stuff to jingling keys ignoring the pleasing sounds and lowkey fire visuals.
