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pan+polyam. she/they/it. a vile, ill-tempered, and thoroughly wretched little creature. i make #art πŸŒ»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ https://linktr.ee/thecryingcryptid

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I can't say that I'll be boycotting Chili's as it has been years since I've been in one, and you can't really boycott a restaurant you already don't go to. That said, I'll be happy not to change my habits, transphobia leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda

10.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2203 πŸ” 929 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 80

It was hard deciding which version of the cake looked more cursed, but I ended up keeping the nose!

09.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that Tehran has a population greater than London, this is not a trivial amount of people we’re talking about here.

08.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 429 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

No society has ever eliminated the existence of queer people by forbidding the depictions of them. Your children will be queer no matter how much you cover their ears and eyes.

08.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

07.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1128 πŸ” 443 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 119
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cmm interest check:

i've only been offering rendered portraits/half-body, but i'm wondering if i could offer a cheaper option: sketchy busts. price is still tbd, but i'd like to offer these for less than $100 usd. would people be interested?

05.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

i actually do have a very specific oc i would love to see in this style and now i need to set my notifications for your posts in case you do offer these lol

06.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is like one of those Freddy vs Jason vs Chucky vs Alien movies…you don’t want any of them to win, but you can still applaud a particularly good hit.

03.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 831 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Attention people who think Stella is funny and cool (that’s you, reading this) β€” With Stella’s blessing I am organizing a fundraiser event (probably a livestream) to try and raise as much money as we can to replace the $24k that was stolen from her! Please DM me if you’d like to be involved!

03.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1000 πŸ” 484 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

dweeb in a hat: me thinks the lady doth protest too much
me, snarling: i protest just the right amount you son of a bitch

02.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate when people think i'm not allowed to critique on companies like Adobe and Wacom just because it's the industry standard.

I know it's the industry standard, and thus if you work in the industry you'll have to use em at some point.

THEY'RE STILL ASS. YOU CAN STILL CRITIQUE THEM.

02.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not religious but it's statements like these that make me crave a bigger, worse hell. Hell 2

02.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 498 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Let’s see, a new pinned post maybe.

I am an illustrator and I also make pictures with my own hands for animation and games sometimes.

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pixelframe.design/pokopia-font...

02.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

News orgs have a responsibility to EXPLAIN both sides of an issue. They do not, in fact, have a responsibility to ADVOCATE for either side.

Believing that they do is honestly just stupid, and reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of the point of journalism.

02.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

like they’re always really nice people but it’s just so stressful Mr. Cryptid and I are like goldfish we have so many little knickknacks and random shit that we prob don’t need but everytime we travel we just get bizarre stuff and then have to move it

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this had better be the last fucking time I ever have to pack up my entire house to move I never want to pack another box or deal with another mover ever again in my life

02.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what are the chances I can just lay down on my heating pad like a lizard while the movers pack things around me

02.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m convinced this cat drinks water by putting her whole face in the fountain and blowing bubbles jfc

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Full 8 piece set of Heartbreaker on a white background arranged in a circle with the D20 in the center. All of the dice are a mix of bright pink and cream resin with holographic foil within and a slight shimmer effect. The numbers on the dice are white.

Full 8 piece set of Heartbreaker on a white background arranged in a circle with the D20 in the center. All of the dice are a mix of bright pink and cream resin with holographic foil within and a slight shimmer effect. The numbers on the dice are white.

Closeup of the Heartbreaker D12.

Closeup of the Heartbreaker D12.

Closeup of the Heartbreaker D20 with other crystal-shaped dice behind it.

Closeup of the Heartbreaker D20 with other crystal-shaped dice behind it.

I’ll never betray you, dear… 🀞

πŸ’” HEARTBREAKER πŸ’” Drops March 13! A debutant whose dazzling color and subtle shimmer enchants (and distracts) us all πŸ§šβ€β™€οΈ

27.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

To be entirely clear: every "AI" company should have bright red ethical lines against things like genocide and weapons systems and surveillance and consent violations and shepherding an encroaching fascism, and those lines should be placed way earlier than anthropic and openAI's seem to be.

28.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16439 πŸ” 5096 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 103

*taps sign* linktr.ee/taxstrikeguide

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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

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sentinel. graphite on paper, 2018

20.02.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 979 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

when life gives you demons, make demonade

16.02.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 626 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5

The Pentagon broke off its partnership with an AI company because the AI company didn’t think it should create the conditions for the Terminator universe if I understand correctly

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