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Tara Jordan

@jordantl

Mom, news junkie, politics nerd and theme parks to escape. 🎒 Occasionally funny at dinner parties. Somewhere between MD πŸ¦€ VA ❀️ and MN🌲 L'etoile du Nord!

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This is so infuriating. There are still experts there that could help on this case.

11.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A wildlife refuge in Washington hired a bullfrog catcher because the invasive bullfrogs are threatening an Oregon spotted frog or whatever but THE POINT IS I can't stop laughing at the picture of him they chose to put on Facebook. That man has two armfuls of Kermits. He is a Muppet villain.

09.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 17

SO jealous

09.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Americans Are Now a Target in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown A WSJ investigation tracked the U.S. citizens caught in the crosshairs of an aggressive federal campaign to detain and demonize dissenters.

*0* convictions, yet many lives upended for people objecting to an army turned against its own people. Gift link:

www.wsj.com/us-news/immi...

08.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the Whip It time change

08.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are welcome. Hang in there. ❀️

08.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@debradisney.bsky.social Hi, we have mutual pals and I’m reaching out as a supporter! Follow me back so I can DM you.

07.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: we discovered we can direct Alexa to play β€œBird Legged Ho” and the celebrations continue today

06.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It does NOT! Love the remix

06.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up on dial up bulletin boards. I used β€œGopher” in the computer lab. The original world wide web had a little spider graphic. πŸ‘΅πŸ»

06.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

100%

06.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We did it

06.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! I love your art!

05.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And so comes the return of the Boston Tea Party, latte style (I’ll take mine with almond mild and one shot of vanilla, please)

05.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the bear sweatshirt

05.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Warby Parker?

04.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

04.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get his ass, Mary

03.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish they would investigate the American men in the Epstein files for…

03.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Sen. Tillis

03.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

!!!

03.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’€

03.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t remember but happy to respond here! Distwitter alum class of β€˜17

28.02.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1789, Thomas Jefferson writing to James Madison, extolled the Constitution for instituting β€œone effectual check on the Dog of war by transferring the power of letting him loose from the Executive to the Legislative body.”

28.02.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 468 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 12

Robin Williams sayingβ€œGood Morning Vietnam” just popped into mine

28.02.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning I just got up too

28.02.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was such a joy introducing my kids to those

28.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[dead in the morgue] *one leg outside body bag*

28.12.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Don’t want to be hot when dead either

28.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0