The Times Of America

Markwayne Mullin Lured From Senate Seat With Promises of Rides In Bitchin’ Jet Plane And Unlimited Chances To Punch Brown People

DHS Nominee Vows To Protect ICE Agents By Personally Fighting Each and Every Protestor

Kristi Noem Leaving Position To Spend More Time in Gravel Pit

Tonight On Pod Save America: Graham Platner Has A Final Solution For Income Inequality

Charlie Kirk Agrees To Meet With Ali Khamenei

Kamala Harris Investigated For Making Robocalls To Suppress Democratic Vote

X-Files Reboot Casts African-American Actress In Futile Attempt To Distract Angry Online Losers From The Dull Greasy Sadness Of Their Pointless Lives

President Trump Scheduled To Fulfill His Constitutional Duty To Rant About Which Ethnic Groups Are Garbage

Expectations high for a speech in the spirit of Ulysses S. Grant’s “vile ruddy potato-thieving bog refugees” address of 1872

With the State of the Union fast approaching, Republicans have embarked on a public relations campaign to normalize Trump’s behavior and manage expectations

Video Does Not Meet Expectations

Media’s Wall-To-Wall Coverage of Abduction of Nancy Guthrie Shows Strong Progress Made By Older White Women

Jake Tapper Makes Convincing Argument that ICE Detention Facilities Cannot Be Classified As Concentration Camp Because They Do Not Make Detainees Watch @jaketapper.bsky.social

Entitled, Clueless Democrats Bumptiously Demand That Pam Bondi Do Her Job Without Paying Her Customary $25,000 First

Stop Believing The Democrats: Your Children Are Not In “Immediate” Danger of Starving To Death

Reason Magazine Tried To Warn You That Both Harris And Trump Would Be Bad For America And You Didn’t Listen To Us. Hear About That And Nick Gillespie’s Latest Interview With Chris Rufo Today At Reason!

—Katherine Mangu-Ward

The Booing of Vice-President JD Vance Shows That Donald Trump Must Force The Olympics To Turn Its Focus Away From Woke Foreigners And Return It Where It Has Always Belonged: On Patriotic Americans

How The Woke Mob Tried To Cancel President Trump

Mike Johnson Staffers Work Tirelessly Supplying Him With Things To Notice Rather than Bigoted Lawlessness

Breaking: Palantir To Develop Advanced Body Camera Technology For Deployment To ICE Agents; Boasts 99% Reliability And Accuracy In Non-Use-Of-Force Contexts

Kid Rock To Lead Patriotic Alternative Super Bowl Halftime Show Exploring Classic American Themes Like Trucks, Chaw, Killing Protestors, Roadhead From Jailbait, Human Biodiversity

Mediocre And Socially Disabled Middle-Aged Man Practiced At Pretending Personality Disorders Are “Curmudgeonliness,” Say Involuntary Coworkers And Neighbors

American President Focused On Making America Great Again

Elon Musk: Helen Of Troy Is Supposed To Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, And Christopher Nolan Has ”Lost His Integrity” By Casting Her As Being Black, Adult

American Journalism Dramatically Improved By Feedback From Random Men Named Bruce

Liberal Media Refuses To Acknowledge Literally Millions of Americans NOT Murdered By ICE

Ten Historically Great Leaders Who Were Occasionally Incontinent

Ten Historically Great Leaders Who Were Occasionally Incontinent

America’s dedicated ICE agents are working around the clock to protect us by detaining hardened criminals, but out-of-control extremist federal judges are abusing their power to release them: hear the truth about Liam “The Executioner” Ramos. Today on Maria Bartiromo

At the direction of Attorney General Pamela Bondi, Dr. Trisha Pasricha has been arrested for obstruction of justice

Chad likes to talk about how Minnesota protestors are paid un-American agitators who deserve to be shot because they are defending garbage communities like Somalians. Now some of his friends won’t talk to him. This is how cancel culture tears America apart.

Greg Lukianoff in today’s @nytimes.com