I was stuck waiting in the checkout of the dollar store and two elderly ladies proceeded to talk across me about the most scandalous divorce because their friend's daughter ran off with the pastor
Me:
So apparently Catherine O'Hara has died and my brain refuses to believe it!
Queenie, dear, are you meant to be in that basket?
ICE just going about murdering MORE people.
QTP with your favorite Rock-type Pokemon
You always know it's a bot when an attractive man follows you and the second you follow back you get a private message from them.
So Trump is basically wanting to turn Venezuela into a colony and drain it of oil. Well, that adds up......
Biggest issue that people are sweeping under the rug with the new Odessey film is that it's yet ANOTHER 'historical' inspired film where they drain out all the color and life, and apply modern aesthetics to a real life time period.
We have a cheeky visitor in the barn
I keep forgetting how many blasts for the second round
Why does that stupid memory game fire attack of Prometheus keep wiping me. 😭🤬 #Hades2
This is how my parents reacted
A purple, handsome, demonic humanoid in a dynamic pose casting magic and holding a black blade.
Erstwhile, my hexblade warlock 💜 after a few years on the road.
I had to explain to my dad what the Rapture was this morning. This man is 85 years old and has lived under a rock his entire life. The things he doesn't know....
So long Uncle Bill
A skunk just sprayed in my yard and my window fan just blew the stench right into my room.
My favorite uncle died this morning, you think I give a flying fuck if a nasty conservative commentator died as well.
My 82 year old mom heard that Lady Gaga had a new song and requested to hear it three times in a row in the car.
Mowed the lawn and now to reward myself
A chill evening
Of course Fox News is refusing to cover the Epstein survivors speaking out.
Just encountered a woman in the pharmacy carrying around a rat sized dog and loudly proclaiming to every person, including me, not to dare talk to her dog. People, that dog is a hostage!
Boomers are a special lot. My mom just came whining because her computer was running slow. Well, maybe it's the 900 tabs you have open at once.
My boomer dad just asked if OH Brother Where Art Thou was close to 'that Odyssey book.' Well, seeing how one is set in 1937 Mississippi and the other in 1000BC ancient Greece, there are a few differences 🤣
It's starting to give autumn
Had the absolute WORST nightmare last night. Dreamed that I was doing a challenge where I had to spend 30 days in a house for a prize, but slowly realized that the lovely surroundings were a hallucination and I was doing horrible things to people, but couldn't see what.
These Trump voters have ISSUES.
