AltFashioned

Managed to remember #fcf for the first time in forever!

Surely you gotta share the flavour with the rest of us?

Why bother with the undies…?

Happy hairy Hump Day for me and my old boxers…

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Up to you, of course

The pop… 😈

Where do I sign up?

Me too! 🥵 So much wasted potential…

Lemme know if you need some help breaking it in…

Missed #fcf but maybe we can make #soakingsaturday a thing…?

When his sweats match the couch… 🥵

Sunday scaries are here again…

#sunday #sundayfunday #illshowyoumineifyoushowmeyours

I volunteer!

Glad it’s not just me…

Oops… I missed #fcf… How about #semisaturday?

Last minute #fcf…

#fcf bath time…

Can’t you give me your love?

Need a hand?

When do I get a taste…?

Hopefully not…

Happy #fcf and Valentine’s Day, folx.

Happy #humpday, y’all

🧡🔥

😈

Happy horny hump day…

Would it surprise you if I told you peaches are my favourite fruit…?

Remembered #fcf #fatcockfriday this week!

Happy #humpday, horny people who live in my phone…