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i’m so tired but i’ve got obligations 😩

It's just like that too!

The Oscars. #Oscars

Funny comic strip. “meh, ill cross that bridge when i get to it” *gets to a bridge* “ah f#ck” Drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

6 panel comic P1: a horribly disfigured child -- more barely conscious beef jerky than human-- lays on an uncomfortable looking bed, which stained with dried blood. A series of caption boxes say "hey there, Billy! OUCH! That looks like it smarts!" P2: Close up of the unfortunate Billy, as the unseen and all too chipper narrator continues: "Wanna feel better? Of COURSE you do! Then whataboutism need--" P3: a single caption box finishes with "--are the:" Title: DUDES WITH PLATITUDES! Two very stereotypical late '80s/early '90s "dudes" stand on either side of the panel, giving each other finger guns. P4: Each dude is now standing in either side of Billy's bed. The one on the left says "time heals all wounds, breh," while the other --on the left-- says "tomorrow is another day, lil' dude" P5: we close in on Billyas the platitudes continue: " Live every moment like it's your last, compared" "When life gives you lemons, bud" P6: we finish on an extreme closeup of one of Billy's all too yellow eyes, tears welling up. We see only snippets of the continuing bareage of empty messages: "O WITH THE LOW" "WINNE NEVER QUIT"

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

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Funny comic strip. “rise my children, RISE!!” *peers into an oven baking loaves of bread* Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

Carpenter Sharks.

#booksky #bookcomics

i've got a friend who routinely swings by the store and picks us up a whole rotisserie chicken every time she comes to visit. it's become her thing. absolutely legendary friend behavior we all should aspire to

out of office isn't enough i need to hibernate for 800 years

An orange cat with a white stripe down his nose and white chest sits in loaf pose looking to the side

Have a kitty

this the part when you realize Drake ain’t never sat at a lunch room table in HS and got the fur tore off him by some jokes.

Cool Dancing Pig

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.

this is one of the funniest images I have ever seen

Drake, who said Kendrick Lamar abuses his wife and that Kendrick's best friend fathered his child and that Kendrick was molested, has filed a defamation suit for the lyrics in Not Like Us.

Boy.

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Needles

Marimo moss balls in a glass jar

These are my Marimo moss balls. Unbothered. Moisturized. In their jar. I think they’re happy.

I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava

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a close up of a cartoon character with a blue background . Alt: dancing cartoon cat with a psychedelic background

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