he survived being an outside cat for like 6 years with no claws, his tail is broken and he's covered in cuts and scars, i don't know how this happened originally but now that he's inside it's clearly his natural habitat
fucked up cat monday. i found a flattering angle but don't get it twisted this is an ill-omened beast.
i got yelled at for moving some docs from one sharepoint site to another on the orders of multiple directors and these guys just let claude delete everything if it feels like it where's the justice
bloodedge demon sets a new standard for fight that feel like trying to pull your wedding ring out of a lawnmower but it's down and i'm a god
every time i feel a twinge in my side it's like my head's in a guillotine
a teachers husband had it and only had limited tics but saying certain words like "maggot" around him triggered a really intense reaction until you said you took the word back.
this came up because he was often in class at the teachers desk looking at pics of semi trucks while she lectured
my Epstein number is 3 because i shook hands with country music star trace adkins, who was on the apprentice
i think this is basically what it's like to be paul atreides
remembered this stupid image I made like a decade ago when I was pissed off about garbage on youtube
i am the chosen emissary of the emerald ash borer
"so to open your bedroom door you talk to a criminal you lobotomized and grafted to the wall?"
"uhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah?"
i love the eldar companion in rogue trader she's a good foil for all the weird 40k worldbuilding stuff you take for granted, standing off to the side in a continuous state of "what the fuck is wrong with you mon-keigh"
Welcome back to the stage of history
>WRITE TECH VOLUME
I don't have enough Action Points.
>GET VAPE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
>QUAFF MONSTER
No "monster" in your inventory
>GO TO CAFE
No time for that, I need to lock in.
The deadline has passed...
You have contracted: Performance Improvement Plan...
well, it's just a vote.
my understanding of what the game is so far is i'm trying to figure out what the mystic skills are, the first one is called "tai chi" the first line of the description is "gathers fallen leaves in certain areas" and the demo screen is a guy shotputting a bear
I. HATE. PROPOSALS. the engineers stand around my clickshare and shout "go word boy go"
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2015, guy looking a bit unkempt: $0 2025, looking more confident, fresher haircut, nice watch: $0,000,000,000 - that's 10 figures of 0
it's crazy how many just use ai pics now, and how many people still buy them. buying ai porn is like buying air
aidan pearce from watchdogs 1 is a really fun protagonist, it doesn't go as far as it could with him but he comes off as an insane guy with a death wish, making his thing his sister and her kids instead of a wife situation just heightens his weirdness
i feel like walton goggins did the fallout show just to parlay name recognition into an advertising career dude is everywhere now
i can see where he was going, with yeah moenghus and achamian getting new info from seswatha and the whole judging eye thing, and that could be interesting but if he never released another book i don't think i'd feel unsatisfied with what we have.
from what i've read what we have was his original plan but at some point he decided to add more, but then that was derailed by losing his publisher and general life priorities.
so it's weird cause it has all these hanging threads but at the same time doesn't really feel unfinished.
but what's grim about it
then it's an infinitesimal blip to nothing and all grimness will end and even the memory of it will be erased so what's so grim about it
if heaven is real and eternal then this is an infinitesimal blip of an opening cutscene to your actual life so what's so grim about it.
For the first time in human history, Christmas in on 25/25/25. This phenomenon will never happen again.
i love this sweater though
