Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
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Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
USA 15, SF 1 top 10
You don't see this score and inning together very often.
idk what to tell people anymore. the goal isn't competitive balance. It's franchise values. And they want a salary cap because capping spending makes their franchises worth more because it artificially restricts their costs. That's the entire thing. If they could do that without parity, they would
Starting to think this front facing vertical video content post literate society might actually be a pretty bad idea.
also: lol
Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.
A happy 40th anniversary to the time Bulma ran Goku over with her car and then took out a gun and tried to shoot him to death
yeah, something’s up. i’m seeing the same thing with replies, and blocks i’m setting up are just being ignored
I tried to block some bot spammer and it just won’t take
It's okay. The Yankees haven't opened a bottle since 2009.
oh shoot i took another picture, i hope that’s ok
This story literally starts with the author bragging about going to some Billionaires’ party to hang out with Bezos. They have no shame.
I saw an account that seemed to be entirely some guy lip synching Mitch Hedberg one liners and it just seemed so gross and lazy
was close to a deal with the Blue Jays but did not want to have to change his name to Zac 3.8 Litres
It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.
I have neighbors everywhere.
I was assuming Ai Weiwei, but it's Kimbrel so I'm not exactly inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt
Gonna listen to every Boston sports personality podcast tomorrow
Macbeth: SHIT
This is so bad I never want to spend money ever again. I’m taking it out on all products everywhere.
Tokyo/Covid added a rule (guideline?) that you gotta be out 48 hrs after your last event, but it caused some controversy in Paris so I’m not sure if it’s still on the books
An LAPD officer stands on the corner of Temple and Alameda facing Barbara Kruger's iconic mural featuring 9 questions:
“WHO IS BEYOND THE LAW? WHO IS BOUGHT AND SOLD? WHO IS FREE TO CHOOSE? WHO DOES TIME? WHO FOLLOWS ORDERS? WHO SALUTES LONGEST? WHO PRAYS LOUDEST? WHO DIES FIRST? WHO LAUGHS LAST?”
Bluesky nerd: uhhh do y’all know what ske*t means? I don’t think we should be using that word
Non-nerds: and yet you just skeeted this out, curious
I will not give a shit about 'morale' among the gestapo until they are quitting in droves and also doing the other thing they should do.
It's impossible to express how it feels to repeatedly live through the exact same cycles over and over and over again. The reformers just consistently fucking everyone over.
Your homies when you gas yourself during the ethnic cleansing campaign
wouldn’t it being a 100% certainty mean the owners are colluding together again?
quote with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10
I shouldn’t even be saying ‘[governor]’s podcast’ at all man what the hell
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
