Ed Baptiste

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

F1 reddit is so equal parts livid and despondent after quali. All I can say to these people is that we clearly watch this sport for very different reasons.

 the healthiest thing you could do in the social media era is acknowledge that not everything is an argument to be rebutted, say no and keep that shit moving

This is a bizarre inversion of the “no wishing for more wishes” rule.

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

This makes me so happy.

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost

Would you buy furniture at a store called Unpainted Huffhines?

as a publicly sober person i have the same problem with lent that i have with january which is that it means a bunch of fucking whiners blowing up my spot

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

It's #superbowl Sunday! Whether you're rooting for the #patriots or the #seahawks, we're all about to be swamped with ads for #ai. so I thought it might be helpful to point out that a #chatbot really can't produce anything worth a damn.

ugh no that was the wrong person from home alone 2 wtf, jesus?!

Oh no!

Nothing screams sincerity like making excuses before actually apologizing or even saying what he’s apologizing for.

This was the most “exactly what I was expecting it to be” movie I’ve ever seen. In a good way!

I ordered a Sprite but you served me 7-up. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

I hope Democratic senators and congressmen understand, out of pure lizard-brain self-interest if moral decency happens to be unavailable, what is at stake for them if they don't handle this the right way. This is a true "If not now, when?" moment.

If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says:

"Greenland ➡️".

And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.

The Irvine Welsh book Filth has a subplot that involves the cop/mason connection.

“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

I’d never noticed the Day in the Life ending on that track.

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

He comes off like a synthetic human from the Alien franchise.

Gravity Falls is in Oregon, so a Grunkle Stan sounding coach makes sense.

GU’s page says audience is admin, faculty and students. I am not any of these but am interested in attending. Can I still go?