Perry B. Newman 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇭🇹

Cankles sold separately.

"Dear Patriot - my father, Donald J. Trump, informs me that you haven't yet contributed to the Special Operations Fund. This is very disappointing, but you still have the chance to make things right!"

Donate now and receive a limited-edition, golden shakuhachi, signed by President Donald J. Trump!"

Bondi Is Said to Move to Military Housing Because of Threats

"Well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions ... "

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...

But Obama wore a tan suit on Air Force One, which is much worse, obv.

Iran may be activating sleeper cells outside the country, alert says The U.S. has intercepted encrypted communications believed to have originated in Iran that may serve as “an operational trigger” for “sleeper assets."

Gee, who could have foreseen this?

abcnews.com/US/iran-acti...

Gosh, Lonny, my voting isn't based on a font. I was just commenting on how the use of that particular font can draw unwanted attention and might weaken credibility. That said, since it was created by a volunteer, that gives me a different perspective and may speak to Shawn's authenticity. Thank you.

I appreciate that. Good perspective! Thank you.

Good perspective! Thank you!

Don't know much about Shawn, but maybe use a font other than Comic Sans? (Not substantive, I know, but here I am.)

bart simpson from the simpsons says this is the worst day of my life ALT: bart simpson from the simpsons says this is the worst day of my life

The most colossal fuck up ... so far!

"They said, 'Sir, no one has ever bombed us so effectively and in such a strong and manly fashion!'"

BESSENT (probably): The figures aren't reliable, because something something Biden something something time lag something something.

Exactly.

Where's Emanuel Clase when you need him?

The @polgreen.bsky.social piece is excellent. Césaire noted the corrosive effect that colonialism has on the colonizer, not only the colonized.

The moral rot and baseless superiority of colonizing lingers and cloaks the colonizer with a stench that takes generations to dissipate.

Makes one think.

"What a terrible thing it is ... to lose one's mind."

- Dan Quayle

"Onward Christian soldiers ... " except when more cannon fodder may be required. We have a nice little database.

As I recall, Rex Tillerson was sitting on the commode aboard one of the our official C-32 aircraft when Trump ... flushed him as Sec of State.

I know ... it was a bit harsh. Sorry!

One line drive back through the box and that should take care of it.

Habemus papam!

Anybody else nostalgic for Anthony Scaramucci?

Anthony Scaramucci has entered the chat ...

*Bursting with pride*

"You like me! You really like me!"

No higher praise. Thank you!

"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's."

And the US has reached out to Ukraine for help in shooting them down.

Oh, the irony is rich.

Zylenskyy said that Ukraine will only help those who help Ukraine, and that Ukraine wouldn't jeopardize its own defense capability in order to help us or anyone else.

Just because you *can* do something doesn't mean you *should* do something.

This is the worst idea I've seen in sports since MLB teams largely got rid of their ballpark organ and started piping in RIDICULOUSLY LOUD and utterly forgettable pop music.

It's even worse at NBA games.