da palooka

the excitement of getting to eat matzo ball soup is almost getting me through the despair of knowing I screwed up the recipe

turned 26 yesterday. salary job this year for sure

played da heck outta pac man world 2 repac, very good game. think i’m top 10 in the world on the hard mode owl boss

btw I’m fine! well I’m not fine but like I will be, it’s just a kidney stone

getting to skip work is good but going to the ER is bad so today is medium

in positive news though I had my first ever real voice acting session yesterday! three hours in a professional recording booth was a real neat experience

in like a month I could have either two jobs or no job or maybe one job and literally 100% of that is up in the air

been getting really into this “stress and panic” thing recently

checking in for the first time in a while to say if I’ve learned anything this calendar year it’s that I don’t know how I lived life before there was an Indian restaurant in my area. genuinely think I could just eat butter chicken and garlic naan forever

the warlock is funny because I swore of Overwatch 2 but I just ended up on Zenyatta again

after a while mulling around the marvel rivals cast I’ve landed on my mains I think:

-Magneto
-Hela
-Punisher
-Starlord
-Adam Warlock

new ult where instead of a tornado she just summons a live rendition of September

apparently the new connection it makes is:

-I don’t like Elon
-Elon said today he’s not racist against Indian immigrants
-ultra racists don’t like Elon now

therefore, my entire feed is now just racism and nothing else

I NEED to get off twitter it sucks too much and I just keep going back

I know none of my friends play runescape but I really wish they did because raids aren’t as fun to do alone (read: I took mage relic and a range relic would be a great assist)

it means absolutely nothing because I’m having an absolute blast and we have like 7 weeks to get to 60,000 points but it’s just funny to me how much everyone seems to be rushing

I think I’m trying sooooo hard on leagues in runescape but then I check the scores and I’m in like 47,000th place

shoutout to the freak at the movie theater today who decided the best way to get snacks to his buddy mid-film was to chuck like a dozen fun-size candies across an entire row

I like when my sister texts me but I almost always make her regret it

like a third of the posts I’m seeing on Twitter now are suddenly about how BlueSky sucks actually and I shouldn’t go there. can’t help but feel like there’s a finger on the scale

I didn’t know it was him when he started talking, we were all just playing melee and like two minutes into our convo I noticed his name tag. I was like “oh my god you’re Dan Salvato” and he was like “yeah would you like a keychain”

saw doki doki literature club art today and remembered I actually met the creator of that game this year. that was a pretty surreal experience

I try not to talk too much about how I’m feeling because of that time my private posts got leaked but I’m kinda sorta not doing very good at all

this has been a very rough birthday month

really happy with my haircut but unfortunate that now I know I have to get it by asking for “whatever Conan O’Brien’s got going on”

please don’t ever make me look at a video of a 70 year old man grinding on a microphone thanks

mom just subjected me to a fancam of current year barry manilow

social media is an ouroboros of people feeling too self-conscious to be social

hi Symph hi Symph hi Symph!

if anyone here happens to enjoy MMOs that are really more of a social space than anything then I am Very Open To Suggestions