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Former music manager. Had a number one in Latvia. Would have had a number two as well but there was no toilet paper. LUFC. LCCC. SHRLFC.

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Oooh lucky you.

14.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! I didn’t see that show in Brighton …I saw it in Liverpool. It played 30 odd dates.

I was nearly 15.

14.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh nice.

14.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣🀣

14.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw them with Syd on a package with Hendrix, Amen Corner and The Move.

And you’ll never guess who the other headliner was.

14.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Well spotted Pippi. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜Ž

14.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well spotted Love. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

14.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zack Polanski files his CDs alphabetically except he puts Wings next to The Beatles.

14.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No guesses?

Come in @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social

14.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hebereke Popoon. Don’t think it was Amiga tho. πŸ€”

14.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good evening Bluesky,

…Now he’s caught. A nasty sort of person. Doors bang, chain gang…

UK: #20. US: # N/A.

1967.

Hit 1/7.

14.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Indeed. One wonders what he would think of most orders habits.

14.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back in the day, my band used to play Upton Folk Festival.

The organiser lived in Minge Lane.

Her name was Cox.

Pat Cox.

14.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Corbynites are in YourParty.

Same as him. 🀑

14.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you want it to stop, all you have to do is kill your evil genocidal leaders and you can go home.

Simples.

14.03.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I hear you’re a total fuckwit now, Father…

14.03.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Basil is going to be furious when he finds out where his name comes fromβ€¦πŸ€‘πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

14.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who does Tommy coach?

Because I wouldn’t let him anywhere near kids.

13.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He wouldn’t contemplate anything less than the Β£50.

13.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peep’s diary. 13/march 1667.

To ye Reform where my Lord Farage did speak against ye proposal to replace ye king’s head with a badger on ye guinea.

I remark’d that if it were removed at least hee would have stille a head on hys shoulders which was more than his fayther might say.

And so to bed.

13.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was he actually at military academy?

Or was he auditioning for a Paul Revere & The Raiders tribute band?

13.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

From cardigan-knitting, sandal-wearing, lentil-munching eco-cranks to savage Green Army in only one by-election.

You can almost taste the fear.

13.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only marginally terrifying.

Have a good one, chaps. 🍺

13.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well spotted Rob πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜Ž

13.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good evening Bluesky,

…I looked into your big eyes and thought to myself β€˜We coulda had twins…

UK: #1. US: #3.

1985.

Hit 11/12.

13.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well done, Sir! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜Ž

13.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A big Isis did it and ran away.

13.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This just popped up on my streaming..a thing of beauty

13.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Tories actually replaced Churchill with Anthony Eden.

An otter would have made less of a shitshow of Suez.

13.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Keir Starmer says what Kneecap stand for is β€˜completely intolerable’ The Prime Minister made the statement during a trip to Belfast

Fuck Keir Starmer

- A man who couldn't get us cancelled from Glasto

- A man who couldn't beat us in court

- A man who has destroyed the Labour Party

- A man whose government supports war criminals in Israel with weapons and intelligence

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

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