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My friend (& doppelgänger) Daniel Radcliffe and the great Bobby Moynihan are currently starring in the very funny NBC series “The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins” - which I would enjoy even if it DIDN’T include gratuitous Weird Al references.

25.02.2026 20:02 👍 2672 🔁 246 💬 41 📌 9

If I ran a porn store, I'd put posters in all the booths that said "You don't have to be crazy to jerk here... but it helps!" 'Cause you've gotta laugh, y'know.

12.02.2026 18:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines

25.01.2026 19:41 👍 418 🔁 105 💬 10 📌 4
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Tracy Morgan & Daniel Radcliffe are in the house for Lakers-Knicks 🤩🤩

Tipoff at 7pm/et on NBC & Peacock!

02.02.2026 00:01 👍 134 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 10

i bet the gas station roller feels so good for the hot dogs

27.03.2024 17:29 👍 673 🔁 151 💬 12 📌 9
George Washington
George Washington YouTube video by unvmebad86

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

29.01.2026 19:47 👍 1968 🔁 675 💬 55 📌 64
A fake Sports Illustrated cover from "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" with the headline: "Is Reggie Dinkins the B.O.A.T.? (Best of All Time)"

A fake Sports Illustrated cover from "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" with the headline: "Is Reggie Dinkins the B.O.A.T.? (Best of All Time)"

It was in the trailer, so I can post one of my favorite stupid BG jokes from the show. Watch the first episode this Sunday after the Rams/Bears game on NBC!

17.01.2026 02:44 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
What a world huh

Lemon it’s still struggling to be born

What a world huh Lemon it’s still struggling to be born

09.01.2026 02:44 👍 8260 🔁 1614 💬 17 📌 34

Raspberry beret
The kind you find in a candy hat store

03.01.2026 20:59 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

"I don't have any skin in this game." - Me playing as Dry Bones in Mario Kart

31.12.2025 19:23 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, cool! Congrats!

17.12.2025 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of all the things I grasp - gently, not too firm, but with deliberate intent - and then slide my hand alllllll the way down its length, I think the most common one is railings

15.02.2024 13:50 👍 450 🔁 70 💬 10 📌 1
An NYU building called Wilf Hall

An NYU building called Wilf Hall

When your grandma tries to buy you the Hilary Mantel book you've been wanting for Christmas.

27.11.2025 21:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Bib Fortuna" in the "Zohran for New York City" sign

"Bib Fortuna" in the "Zohran for New York City" sign

09.11.2025 23:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

07.11.2025 21:36 👍 16437 🔁 5176 💬 783 📌 611
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Last Week Tonight on X: "Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:" / X Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:

If you're looking for some food banks to donate to, we vetted a ton all over the country back in 2020, in conjunction with our marble league sponsorship, a sentence that I swear made sense in context. Anyway -- there are links to 17 of them in this thread. (And apologies for linking to... y'know.)

27.10.2025 01:46 👍 135 🔁 65 💬 2 📌 3
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

21.10.2025 15:58 👍 17953 🔁 4714 💬 139 📌 333
Comic dog saying:

Pls rewards of being loved??
NO mortifying ordeal of being known
ONLY rewards of being loved

Comic dog saying: Pls rewards of being loved?? NO mortifying ordeal of being known ONLY rewards of being loved

11.10.2025 15:21 👍 314 🔁 67 💬 1 📌 5
"Boobs" scratched into a classroom chair but someone tried to write a "K" over the second  "B" so it says "Books"

"Boobs" scratched into a classroom chair but someone tried to write a "K" over the second "B" so it says "Books"

One of the joys of making television is having to do writers rooms on location in places like an abandoned Sunday school classroom in Yonkers.

04.10.2025 22:44 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My instinct was to do the "emphasize" reaction like on a text, so... !!

02.10.2025 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You’ve Never Heard of Alt-Comedy’s Favorite Writer (He Wants It That Way) Mike Sacks’ bizarre books and podcasts have drawn a cult following among celebrities from Jon Hamm to Bob Odenkirk. And if you don’t know his name, well, that’s entirely his fault.

This is great. Mike is doing something no one else is doing in comedy and it's pretty wonderful.

06.09.2025 21:01 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I have had it up to here with my three children, Jennifer, Jason, and Leigh.

20.08.2025 03:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did not!

14.08.2025 12:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The head of the cyclops from the 1997 Odyssey miniseries

The head of the cyclops from the 1997 Odyssey miniseries

I don't know what kind of Baader-Meinhof nonsense is going on right now, but I just spent all day in a room with this thing.

14.08.2025 03:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm living in hell. No one will tell me what updog is.

12.08.2025 03:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Rock, me Amadeus" - Mozart introducing himself to Dwayne Johnson using his middle name

04.08.2025 12:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This reminds me of the time I responded to a friend's photo of a Josef Albers exhibit by replacing all the paintings with photos of Aaron Burr, Raymond Burr, Bill Burr, and a burr from a plant. "All Burrs."

29.07.2025 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The underpants gnomes from South Park going from phase 1 -- "$1 show in late night" to phase 3 -- "Losing $40m a year" -- with a big question mark under phase 2

The underpants gnomes from South Park going from phase 1 -- "$1 show in late night" to phase 3 -- "Losing $40m a year" -- with a big question mark under phase 2

22.07.2025 13:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This stinks so hard

18.07.2025 00:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that the tennis tournament presided over by the wizard Wimbledore?

13.07.2025 12:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0