Kristen Tallau

Other than the allergens getting kicked up for my family, no complaints 😂 merry Christmas!

Watching that great Christmas Eve classic
#SpaceJam

For the love of God, Nashville, if it’s after sunset, turn your damn headlights on. Just because you can see me does not mean I can see you

Drove with my windows down today. Is this what they mean by tender Tennessee Christmas?

Ok, I know I tend to take my breadmaking a bit more seriously than most…but come on. How can you not think these little balls of sourdough goodness are not the most beautiful baked good you’ve seen?
Recipe from @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social

Doughnutssssss 😍

Merry early Christmas, friend! Good to see your face!

Love that!!

PSA for my married friends: don’t be afraid to sit with/ask your single friends to sit with you at church/Christmas events. Even if we enjoy being single, it can still get lonely in the pews watching the couples all around us

Honestly, I really wanna know how that crater bread happened. That is fascinating

So everyone he shakes hands with has sandpaper thumbs?

I have heard Frosty the Snowman, Little Drummer Boy, and Jingle Bell Rock approximately eleventy billion times today alone

This is what I hate about Christmas music

Why, Nashville traffic? Why?

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Why did I think I was looking at Wishbone at first?

Baja is worth it

Fellas, is it gay to support legal processes?

Currently reading this. A much needed book, and I’m saddened it is so needed

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I was on tour with some of the 116 crew a few years back, and they had some of the Not Today Satan shirts at their merch table. My team kept joking around about replacing the display with a shirt of the same design, but with Not Today Santa on it and see how long it took for them to notice 😂

Get it in the fridge now you should be ok

Introduce yourself with the last five concepts you’ve seen

- Hana Kahn
- does Moriah Peters doing a set at a conference count?
- Linden Hope
- Ben Platt
- Brian Nathan

Really should’ve done the last five musicals…

Tons of lightning and dark over at BNA. Enjoying the light show

Thanks for the reminder. I need to get more adobo mix

He’s threatening us with a good time

I say we take him up on it

I work at conferences for a living, and I've never seen this. This is great! And I'm obviously working the wrong conferences 😂

Saw a sign in front of a church tonight: God doesn’t make misteaks

Trying to decide if it’s just a spelling error, or if they are affirming the deliciousness of good beef

So I just spoilt GBBO for myself while reading election results. How's your Tuesday night going?

Got it. I thought it was later, but saw a post saying the 14th earlier. This is what I get for not double checking! 😂 thanks