Late Night Lobotomies Podcast 🏳️‍⚧️‬🎧🏳️‍🌈

So who’s gonna tell them that killing a school full of children doesn’t distract us from the Epstein files?

Update: I have evolved beyond needing my Lexipro. I now simply lay in bed and watch Famous Amos on my phone instead of sleeping

Say what you will about the younger generations, in my retail experience, the shitty ones are still much kinder than your average boomer

If you thought antibiotics were bad, just wait until you meet unclebiotics

They aren’t removing 700 ICE agents from the Twin Cities, they’re keeping 2,300 here. Going from 5x our police force to 4x isn’t a win, it isn’t a compromise, it’s a distraction. Nothing has changed here on the ground.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but Trump is running out of things to distract us from ICE killings and the Epstein files with, so he has resorted to shitting his pants in the Oval Office in a last ditch effort unlike anything the world has ever seen, heard, or smelled

ICE is FUCKED now. You pissed off the wrong cryptid

If we were being paid to protest, I don’t think we’d be getting there via public transit.

Trump is just mad because more people call Bruce Springsteen “the boss” than him

Love seeing boomers forget over and over again that Rage Against the Machine has always been incredibly and explicitly anti-establishment since day 1. It’s like being suddenly furious that The Beatles are British

Minnesota will never back down. With every injustice, we come back stronger, safer, and closer. Trump has forced us to become an unbeatable force for good. We will pass down what we’ve learned and who we are to every generation to come to ensure that Minnesotan justice will never die.

I’ve never been happier for a -20 degree weekend in Minnesota. Enjoy choking on the cold, you fascist fucks

I looked out my window this morning and saw a car parked on the street. My insides are now bleeding

Don’t blame me, I wrote in Guy Fieri on my ballot

Hey MN radio stations, if you could maybe stop playing songs with police sirens in them until this occupation is over, that’d be nice

Us Minnesotans are scared, angry, and sad. But more importantly, we’re smart. And every time they beat us down, we come back smarter, stronger, and more organized. So go ahead, keep making us better at our jobs. See how it works out for you when every Minnesotan becomes an expert protester

On this day I learned that Jen Affleck is not the couples name for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Nor is it the couples name for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

Meanwhile… Netanyahu was issued an ICC arrest warrant over a year ago. Are we waiting for Superman to push him against a cactus? Or are our priorities utterly fucked?

New year, new creative ways of laying waste to my enemies

This is America. It’s “go sit on a parking cone,” not “happy holidays”

We were married on this day in 1978... soulmates ever since. ❣️

#ForeverGrateful 🙏

The only ICBMs we need are Irresistibly Cummy Bussy Men

Mike Lindell is a c*nt

Time to bring “stink, stank, stunk” back into my vocab

If I’m not supposed to sleep on the job, why did they make it so boring?

All I want for Christmas is for JD Vance to spill a milkshake in his lap

Fun fact: as life long MN residents and people who live and work in the hearts of both Twin Cities, we can confidently say that there are not, nor has there ever been, Somali gangs “looking for prey.”

The only time it’s ever appropriate to say “quiet, piggy” is when someone is talking in the movie theater

Whew thank god Dick Cheney’s forever wars died with him

Thank you Batman, I needed this today