She’s forgiven of course. I mean, like Jesus said, “worry not for who amongst us hasn’t ripped ass on a loved one?”
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She’s forgiven of course. I mean, like Jesus said, “worry not for who amongst us hasn’t ripped ass on a loved one?”
A bashful looking black and tan Havapoo puppy sits on her owners lap after farting.
This is the look of a girl that just ripped ass while sitting on my lap.
Yes but $
A stupid formerly-glasses-wearing man in a light blue polo wearing a friend’s Chicago Cubs World Series ring
Throwback to the time I got my picture taken with a Cubs WS ring because I know a person
1993 Geo Tracker LSi 4×4 5-Speed w/Camso Track System at No Reserve
You held out (held up?) way longer than me. I’ve had a pill container for 6-7 years now
It appears may have unknowingly done a Reverse Estonian with a girl in college once. The distance carried was considerably less but the reward was just extremely satisfying.
Oh he’s got filler for you
Isn’t that @dijcrap.bsky.social ‘s nickname?
Oh I certainly did. I think it just shocked my GF because he hadn’t really brought up pr0n or anything yet. Shocked me because I haven’t met him yet but when I do oh boy will I have jokes
I told her she shoulda said something like, “in more ways than one” for the shock and lol-factor
My GF’s 16 year old son upon seeing a picture of me:
“He looks like Johnny Sins.”
Ummm, excuse me?! How would YOU know not just what he looks like but also by name?
Someone stop me before I start poasting pole on main
Nah drag his ass. Shaming men works. If enough coordinated their efforts, dudes would reluctantly but eventually get their act together.
Looks like she’s still trying to get JT’s attention
My all time favorite programmer coworker is Jamaican and dude just ooozes coolness. Like, it’s relaxing just being around someone from those islands.
I got a private show for ya right here*
*basically just Wayne’s World on repeat
Thanks! She’s pretty great all around. The groomers even said, “for her first cut she did amazing. Whatever you’ve been doing, keep doing it.”
Carma the black and tan Havapoo puppy sporting a new haircut
Now she’s LESS of a fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy head
Carma the black and tan Havapoo puppy looks at the Carma from her servant’s lap.
Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy head
Thanks, dude! My dimples are back and I can generally fit into all my pre-pandemic clothes. Next up: get my tone back. After that? World Domination!
Or OnlyFans, sorta the same thing really
Slimmed down quite a bit and couldn’t keep it to myself
"Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us."
-- Jerry Garcia (1942-1995)
Welp this is exactly what I needed to snap me out of the gothic dream pop kick I’ve been on
In hindsight, this seems like a perfect goodbye to the “old” America, right? Like, 9/11 is certainly an inflection point, if not *the* point where everything changed.
a bad day fishing is better than a good day suckin dick for crack
