𝐉𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍

Trying to choke the eldritch horror with its own tongue.

// too late, Jason is beyond traumatised

"I will take him down barefisted-"

Covered in goo, but ready to fight.

"NO. C'MON. I CAN GRAB ANOTHER HANDFUL OF THOSE."

He's got a few of Steve's teeth in his clenched fist.

HE WON'T GO WITHOUT A FIGHT. STABS. PULLS TEETH OUT. ANYTHING.

I did.

... I understand.

Hm. Why would he eat such a thing?

Ha! I like that.

Snort.

// 🥲💕

// i'm sorry I grabbed jason and did whatever the fuck I wanted with his portrayal

"I… I literally can't judge."

(smirks under the mask)

Who knows.

"I never said shit about your medical files, you stupid fuck."

Thankfully no. I would hate to see Tim omegaverse innuendos come to life in private.

"But was it a good joke or not? Because now I'm confused."

I would agree.

"Garfield, I can see your fingers and your stupid grin, which means you are probably holding up another finger behind your back."

"Since a guy hit me in the head with a crowbar. But it's fine, Bruce gave me some weird contact lenses that allow me to see normally."

...

"I was trying to crack a joke, but this seems to be new information."

"C'mon."

"No need to yell, I'm blind not deaf."

...

"Actually, you know what? Please, tell us."

"I will refrain from asking why we are discussing this."

Now, standing before the several dripping pots, he crosses his arms.

"Now, if any of you dare to die, I will leave you to rot out there. I've been talking to you every day and I cared for you every day, so don't fuck this up."

The plants don't need any more watering. Rain has drenched them enough and now Jason is wondering how long it will take for them to drown...

... Better get them inside. Especially now he can enjoy being alone and unwatched.

Mᴀʏʙᴇ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜɪs ᴀʟʟ-ᴄᴏɴsᴜᴍɪɴɢ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡɪᴘᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ. Bᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴛᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ғᴏʟᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ɴᴇᴇᴅ & ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴘᴀᴄɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ

Terry McGinnis. The Dark Knight of Tomorrow. The Batman Beyond.

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