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now is the time of big pant

21.12.2025 03:09 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

They totally threw Bill Clinton under the bus with photos of him being inappropriate with teenagers in the files. I'm a big fan of him being thrown under the bus I just think we all know there's a whole more folks who can fit under that bus.

20.12.2025 00:43 👍 1628 🔁 293 💬 69 📌 22

'you weren't female socialized'

when I was six my mom threw a knife at my aunt during an argument about the soviet union, I actually am extremely female socialized sorry I wasn't June Cleaver socialized.

20.12.2025 00:09 👍 142 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 0

Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.

19.12.2025 01:31 👍 2245 🔁 791 💬 16 📌 24

The reality is that most of the healthcare needs of trans people are entirely straightforward and routine and there is no medical reason why they cannot be met by their GPs like everyone else's are.

18.12.2025 14:09 👍 458 🔁 117 💬 6 📌 4

INFORMED CONSENT NOW muthafuckwrs

18.12.2025 14:28 👍 205 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 0

Not even stoned and my finger is in this picture......

17.12.2025 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Plug in the Tree
Plug in the Tree YouTube video by Melissa Carper - Topic

Melissa Carper has a new album of entirely secular Christmas music <3

17.12.2025 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im thinking about the parental estrangement forums and shit and it feels like such a natural thing to come from a culture that doesn't see children as full human beings with agency, to extend the status of problem child past the age of majority and allow publishing and media to be complicit in abuse

17.12.2025 00:58 👍 530 🔁 106 💬 3 📌 4

Creeper strain/heal over time pot

17.12.2025 04:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hit box? why would i ever do that to a beautiful man's pussy...

17.12.2025 04:06 👍 102 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 1

I don't like chocolate either, but we have some good white chocolate bars and an orange cream bar with orange pop rocks.

There are a few tasty edibles, but none of them are traditional gummies. I do like joy bombs (smaller, softer skittle) and flavor belts (sour belts candy+weed).

17.12.2025 04:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is gummy the default form of the dispensary edible? I have literally never had a good tasting traditional gummy with thc, and I've tried dozens of different gummies. I'm so fuckin sick of gummies...

17.12.2025 00:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
eat a healthy breakfast so you can run from the cops

eat a healthy breakfast so you can run from the cops

16.12.2025 12:31 👍 176 🔁 37 💬 5 📌 0

transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger

14.12.2025 22:15 👍 5041 🔁 626 💬 72 📌 35
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

14.12.2025 14:00 👍 9685 🔁 2369 💬 96 📌 107

fuck yeah baby spread it, spread that christmas joy for me slut

13.12.2025 23:28 👍 161 🔁 26 💬 8 📌 1
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12.12.2025 03:42 👍 6488 🔁 1506 💬 41 📌 18

Fuck not me. I'm real sensitive to certain terpenes. Dispensary weed means I never have to accidentally get a bunch of the panic attack weed again.

12.12.2025 00:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

pizza has never looked better than in the opening segment of teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze

11.12.2025 21:08 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

New Hampshire: Lick Boot or Die

11.12.2025 02:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

10.12.2025 22:00 👍 28957 🔁 7741 💬 524 📌 463

Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄

10.12.2025 07:50 👍 900 🔁 219 💬 31 📌 6

I think risperidone's the right stuff for this clown. Legit I did some research and said "give me the one that stops autistic kids hitting themselves" and sure as shit I stopped hitting myself

10.12.2025 04:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But all my offline friends see and interact with what I post there ;_;

10.12.2025 04:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think in words not pictures and videos

10.12.2025 04:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tried using Instagram for a bit because it's the social media everyone I know in my offline life uses, but holy shit I can't do the algorithm. And it's too easy to consume because that's what the algorithm rewards. I can't engage with it safely.

10.12.2025 04:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.

01.10.2025 15:46 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.

27.09.2025 06:09 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0